I Could Not Stop Myself from Reading the Top Chef Spoiler

So, my surfing lead me to discover who won Top Chef, a full day before the Second Season Finale. By the time this published, everyone will know that Ilan Hall won Top Chef. How anti-climatic can a reality TV show get? The real drama was last week, when the judges whittled the contestants from four to two. A frontrunner and fan favorite was let go, as well as the last female in the Top Chef Kenmore kitchen. Left to duke it out were the oh-so-annoying Marcel and the smug kid that always uses saffron, Ilan, our...sigh...Top Chef.

The season pretty much went accordingly to plan, though as I sit here and try to remember some of the early-cut Chefs, I can remember the group from last season better than those from this season. That woman cut in the first episode with an accent, then Otto because he stole lychees, and then yeah, kind of fuzzy. And it really shouldn't be fuzzy. I can recall a witty line from Emily ("four teeth and fat ass"), the constant Betty and Marcel war, the tendency to use the phrase, "throw under the bus". I do recollect with fondness the very idea that a line cook like Michael would have lasted until the final six. But as I mentioned, you always knew who was going to be back next week. Ilan, Sam and Cliff, and to a slightly lesser extent, Elia, only because of her inclination toward chocolate-induced psychotic episodes.

Now, it was a bit difficult to see Cliff be asked to leave, but his company started to smell like four day old fish. His last meal was uninspired, to be kind, but really no less inspired than Marcel's salmon. However, Cliff made us all sit through that awkward segment in which he held Marcel down on the floor in some wrestling move, which would make me feel uncomfortable enough in a sports arena, much less on a cooking show. I was happy to see Cliff go, as he came across as a bossy know-it-all...but then, that phrase could be applied to the other chefs as well.