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Pride, the Sin, Not the Gay Parade

By Jean Riva, published Jan 31, 2007
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We've already covered lust, greed and gluttony. This little ditty---the third in my four part deadly sins series---will bounce around some ideas about Pride, the sin. Hey, I have a low threshold for boredom and I'm an insomniac with time on her hands. Who else would think this stuff up in the middle of the night?

Decades ago, I remember thinking that a good time involved fitting five out of the seven sins into my sunset-to-dawn schedule. But it's been so long since I've thought about The Sins that I had to look them up to make sure I'm remembering them right. Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust and the two most misunderstood sins of all: Gluttony and Sloth. It's been even longer since I've thought about how most Western religions are divided up along the great divide between emphasizing the sin part of the equation over The Virtues in which those Seven Deadly Sins are committed against and emphasizing The Virtues, talking very little about the sins as if mentioning them might put thoughts into our heads. Man, that sentence was sixty words long! Some where in the world there's an English teacher turning over in her pink satin-lined coffin.

The Virtues: Humility, Generosity, Love, Kindness, Self-Control, Faith & Temperance and Zeal. Yes, Virginia, we can't have sin without them. The Virtues and The Sins are like Yin and Yang---not the panda bears in the zoo, but in Chinese philosophy and metaphysics. No, wait! I'm giving it the Western spin. Yin and Yang are primal oppose but complementary forces, not polar opposites. Yin/Yang. Tit-for-Tate. Let's get back to virtues before I start singing a little Michael Jackson.

'Virtue' is a pretty word, don't you think? It's fun to say but it's hard to walk the talk. But I try because I'm from the camp that believes in setting goals to live up to, rather than dispensing fears to run away from. Sing The Virtues, that's my religion, and the sins will take care of themselves. I am getting big-time side-tracked again. Tonight I'm meditating about pride. Repeat that twenty times in a row; I'm old and your chanting will help me to remember that.

Takeaways
  • Humility, the Virtue that Pride sins against, is seeing ourselves as we are, not as we are compared to someone else---write that on your shirt sleeve, there'll be a quiz later.
  • Pride keeps us from seeing the graces and authenticities in our lives. Pride keeps us from seeing that we are no better than the yo-yo who collects our dollars at the car wash or the chick on the beach with an ugly outie or a man with no legs.
  • Without healthy pride and competition, we'd still be living in the Stone Age, would we not? Match - point. Which side of my head is winning this debate, anyway?
Comments
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A good and balanced perspective here; the 'harm to self or others' criterion is usually a reliable one.

Posted on 05/29/2008 at 1:05:14 AM

 
I love the way you write. An amazing article. You held my attention from beginning to end. An excellent write.

Posted on 09/08/2007 at 11:09:00 PM

 
I'm noticing that Ding Dongs make frequent appearances in your articles. . .perhaps this is the key to your weltanschaung, I might have to try some. . .

Posted on 05/30/2007 at 8:05:00 PM

 
I guess my mother's right, I'm a sinner at heart. LOL another good read.

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 9:05:00 PM

 
Why haven't I suscribed to you before? I love the way you write. And I'm only in paragraph two!

Posted on 03/02/2007 at 12:03:00 AM

 
Another great piece! You put us all to shame!

Posted on 02/04/2007 at 12:02:00 PM

 
I am with Asha, this is an amazing piece Jean. Nothing else need be said!

Posted on 02/02/2007 at 11:02:00 PM

 
Berry, Thanks for the laugh! I ended up putting 'Pride' and 'Parade' suggestively in the title line because everytime I tried to Google the word 'pride' parade agendas would come up all over the place. LOL

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 9:01:00 PM

 
like the article - but obviously you have never been to a Pride Parade because it IS Pride: the Sin in all the fun ways ! ;)

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 9:01:00 PM

 
Randy, that's the bummer of having content managers who judge articles by the first paragraph only, then decide if they buy or pass on it. I like to build up to a point rather than spill it all in the first paragraph. That's a whole new way of writing for me.

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 9:01:00 PM

 
Sneaky. The whole article crept up on me. Kudos for making me think...again. Damn your hide! I hate thinking.

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 8:01:00 PM

 
Pass the Ding Dongs - this article has me thinking deep thoughts! Great writing - I can actually look at this topic without a load of guilt. Pretty impressive!

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 1:01:00 PM

 
I'm reading this right after I woke up. It's an overwhelming amount of wisdon this early. I'll be back to re-read. Jean, you're one of the blessings in my life. I need you to know that.

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 11:01:00 AM

 
hi Jean: amazing piece, what I learnt from this essayis hard question, I will need to ponder on it, though I think I am atleast understanding now not asking why me question

Posted on 01/31/2007 at 9:01:00 AM

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