Rush Limbaugh and Al Gore Nominated for Nobel Prize

Truth is stranger than fiction! Al "The Internet Inventor" Gore and Rush "The Rehab King" Limbaugh have both been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize!

That's right the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!! It don't get no more ironic than this! It just goes to show that more people have a sense of humor than you may have thought. Al Gore was nominated for bringing world attention to the plight of global warming. Rush Limbaugh was nominated for his tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for all mankind.

Talk about bi-polar nominations! I laughed when I heard both announcements. The first thing morning I heard it again on Fox News. I still thought this was a joke but it's Groundhog Day not the first of April. I checked www.thinkprogress.org and there it was! It thought that my day couldn't get any better and boom, Al and Rush in the run for the gold!

My mind is running through all the possible permeations of the grand event. Imagine a tie. Al Gore and Rush Limbaugh having to share the stage for the presentation both in stovepipe hats and 1900's tuxes and tails. A Swedish dignitary approaches the podium in a black and white stripped tux and tosses a coin. Both Rush and Al call tails since neither speak Swedish worth a darn and a brawl ensues.

Al grabs Rush in a liberal headlock and Rush counters with a conservative roll into a sleeper hold. Al taps out and brings the strong right cross, and then tries to body slam Rush. Unfortunately, both Al and Rush are packing a few extra pounds. They both go to neutral corners of the podium to catch their breath.

James Earl Carter, a former Nobel Peace Prize winner in attendance, rushes Rush at the podium and sucker punches him in the back. Al, feeling a second wind, grabs a folding chair and attempts bash Rush's brains in. Rush rolls to the side at the last moment and Al strikes the Swedish dignitary in the head knocking him unconscious. Rush seizes the opportunity and grabs Al's tux tails and wraps them around Al's neck in formal chock hold.