DIY Scams: How to Make Money Without Ever Getting a Job

If you're at all like me, then working nine to five and wasting your life away is not one of your top priorities. Sure, you can sit around watching porn all day, or spend it wandering around town monkey-wrenching the system, but sooner or later you're going to need some cash. It's unavoidable! Food, clothing, transportation... everything is run on money, and until we change that, you're going to need some green. Stealing what you need is one solution, but that only gets you so much. So, being the generous bastard that I am, I've decided to share some of my money making secrets with you. But you have to remember, none of these ideas are flawless or legal... I just had to let you know.

1) THE CHARITY SCAM.

This one is pretty easy to get away with. All you need is some nice clothing ( a suit, button up shirt & khakis. If you don't have any, your local thrift shop will for cheap..or you can just wear it out of the store), some believable accessories (pamphlets, sign, table, lock box,.. it all depends on how you do the scam), and the right attitude.

You can either set up outside a business or school, or free roam around neighborhoods. If you want to be stationary, you first have to make a sign to show what your "charity" is for. You can use anything from a church in need, to feeding the poor (that's my favorite, because its partly true). Make your sign big and bright. Poster-board works well. Once you have your sign and are dressed to impress, grab something to put your collected money in (a lock box works well). Go out and set up a small table, or large box, at a very busy location. Place your sign in front of your set up. Put your box on the table with a few of your own dollars in it, to give the impression that others have already donated. As people walk by, hit them up for money! Tell them about your charity and how every little bit helps. Do this for a little while and see how much you can get. Personally, I wouldn't recommend doing this scam in this way, only because your more like to get caught.