Guilty Pleasures
A Sailor's Mermaid Fantasy Comes True
There was a woman in the water.I thought. "I better call the Bridge and tell them."
I was about to turn for the Bridge.
But I thought to myself.
"Her arms are waving at me, and beckoning me to come in the water with her."
She had a radiant smile and when I looked further, I realized that she was wearing no clothes. She had the most beautiful body that I had ever seen.
After months at sea, the site of a beautiful womans breasts were wonderful. I felt like jumping in the water to rescue her. But I knew we had a protocal for such things and I knew I had to get a grip on myself.
I thought to myself. "Oh my God. I'm having a mermaid fantasy. Of course she can't be real. After all were a thousand miles from the nearest land and thats even a long swim for a mermaid."
I knew deep down that she couldn't be real, but I wanted her to be real. I needed her to be real. After months at sea without a woman, I was going to enjoy the sight of her, regardless if she was real or not.
I thought. "I have to keep my wits about me."
But, I couldn't help but stare. She kept waving her arms at me and revealing the most perfect breasts I had ever seen.
Just then my shipmate Don appeared.
He said to me."You see it to. Don't you?"
I said. "Tell me first what you see."
Don shouted out. "I see Jesus."
I asked. "Are you seeing Jesus as a Woman or as a Man?"
Don replied. "Everyone knows Jesus is a Man."
I replied back. "I like to keep an open mind on that subject."
Don just laughed and said. "Man, you're whipped."
I thought to myself. "Who knows whats really out there, if anything? But for sure, we all need to hit a port soon. If I'm seeing mermaids, the entire crew has to be crackers by now. Maybe guys like I and Don, were really the lucky ones. Maybe each of us seeing what we wanted to see would keep us sane."
A few weeks later, we hit a port at last. I went to Jesse's Cafe to unwind and have a decent meal. Jesse was sort of my little secret. She was a girl that could really cook and she always made you feel at home.
I glanced up as I noticed the cafe door open. A woman with the most fantastic body that I had ever seen, walked through the door.
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