Statistics Indicate MADD's Mad at the Wrong Drivers

It doesn't matter if you're a water buffalo, canary, house pet or person, chances are favorable that you are aware of the use of statistics in our lives. Whether you're being born, voting, living, or dying you are personally involved with statistics. I was forced to take (and pass) a Statistics class prior to receiving my college diploma, even though I claimed to be a conscientious objector.

If you're wondering what I could have possibly been conscientiously objecting to, it was the whole concept of statistical methods. You see, I've watched these little bits of information be used in ways that just are not right. With the correct wording, sentence structure and a little well placed inflection, the results of a study or survey can be, and usually are, manipulated to portray whatever you want them to.

I'm going to use drunken driving statistics to show how this is accomplished. Before everyone starts trying to lynch me let me state that I do not advocate drunk driving in any way, shape or form. I've done it hundreds of times and I have finally concluded it's stupid. Without adequate research and personal knowledge, however, I would not be able to say with any authority how stupid it is. (Disclaimer: The author no longer drives drunk.)

In 1980 an organization called Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) was created. Since then, MADD has grown from a small grass roots effort to a national phenomenon and they've done it by presenting data about drinking and driving in a manner that renders the population without a means of contesting their claims.

For instance, www.madd.org quotes information from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) that says in 2005, 39 percent of all traffic fatalities were killed in alcohol-related crashes. That's 16,895 out of 43,443 people killed in accidents that involved alcohol. That is comparable to one person every half-hour.

This is true. What they don't tell you though is what I have a problem with.