Depends to Unveil New Ad Campaign

Depends, the maker of adult diapers or whatever the company spin doctors call them now, are set to unveil a new ad campaign. The new ads, unfortunately too late to premier during the Super Bowl, will feature none other than Astronaut Lisa Nowak.

The ad plays on the old spots for Tang and a more recent commercial for Mastercard. It is in the same spirit of the Nationwide Insurance ads with Kevin Federline, and produced by the same agency.

Of course, the spots are contingent on Lisa Nowak not "stealing a page" from former Congressman Mark Foley and going into rehab.

"Depends, the diaper the Astronauts use!", Nowak intones, followed by a voice over announcer proclaiming "Steel Mallet $50". Rubber gloves $5. Trash bags $12. Knowing you can drive 900 miles to stalk your romantic rival without relieving yourself in a beer bottle, Priceless.