The Best Quotes on Sex

By Susan300, published Apr 21, 2007
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Rarely do you find a topic on which practically everyone has an opinion. But the topic of sex affects every family. (Even your own parents had sex, you know!) Here are some of the best quotes about sex...

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses!
--Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
--George Burns

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
--Billy Crystal

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
--Alfred Lord Tennyson

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
--Anonymous

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
--C. S. Lewis

Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.
--Betty Friedan

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
--Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
--Aimee Mullins

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
--Garry Shandling

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
--Marlene Dietrich

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
--Aesop

Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
--Jeff Melvoin

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
--Joan Rivers

Takeaways
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -- Billy Crystal
  • I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. -- George Burns
  • I know nothing about sex because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Did You Know?
The topic of sex affects every family. Even your own parents had sex, you know!)
Comments
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Oh Zsa Zsa! Some of these are hilarious. Interesting idea. Nice job.

Posted on 06/15/2008 at 6:06:19 AM

 
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Posted on 01/17/2008 at 6:01:24 AM

 
Great article!

Posted on 06/04/2007 at 5:06:00 AM

 
Great!

Posted on 04/28/2007 at 5:04:00 AM

 
Very titillating!

Posted on 04/25/2007 at 11:04:00 AM

 
Very nice! I like what Aesop had to say.

Posted on 04/24/2007 at 2:04:00 PM

 
Hilarious. Great quotes, Susan.

Posted on 04/23/2007 at 12:04:00 PM

 
Great quotes,I like the one by Aimee Mullins.

Posted on 04/23/2007 at 7:04:00 AM

 
Loved them! Thanks!

Posted on 04/22/2007 at 4:04:00 PM

 
Billy Crystal's rings true to me.

Posted on 04/22/2007 at 4:04:00 PM

 
Interesting quotes. I liked the one from George Burns. He was a class act, even in his last show ever, which I was privileged to attend at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.

Posted on 04/22/2007 at 11:04:00 AM

 
I love the one by Billy Crystal. So true!

Posted on 04/21/2007 at 11:04:00 PM

 
Good ones!

Posted on 04/21/2007 at 8:04:00 PM

 
I like the last one, 'life is a sexually transmitted disease'.

Posted on 04/21/2007 at 7:04:00 PM

 
LOL at the Zsa Zsa Gabor one.

Posted on 04/21/2007 at 6:04:00 PM

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