Take a look inside the mind of Paris Hilton, by remembering these gems of wisdom flowing from the heiress's own mouth! Here are some great quotes from Paris Hilton...
Thank you, officer. We love the police.
--Paris Hilton
I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.
--Paris Hilton
It will work. I am a marketing genius.
--Paris Hilton
I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.
--Paris Hilton
At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking--but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I LOVE Vitamin Water. I have cases in my house. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That's how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror. This is a huge mistake. People remember how you look when you leave as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived.
--Paris Hilton
I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
--Paris Hilton
I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.
--Paris Hilton
I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.
--Paris Hilton
Who are you wearing?
--Paris Hilton
Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
--Paris Hilton
I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.
--Paris Hilton
I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody's hot.
--Paris Hilton
Thank you, officer. We love the police.
--Paris Hilton
I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.
--Paris Hilton
It will work. I am a marketing genius.
--Paris Hilton
I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.
--Paris Hilton
At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking--but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I LOVE Vitamin Water. I have cases in my house. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That's how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror. This is a huge mistake. People remember how you look when you leave as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived.
--Paris Hilton
I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
--Paris Hilton
I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.
--Paris Hilton
I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.
--Paris Hilton
Who are you wearing?
--Paris Hilton
Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
--Paris Hilton
I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.
--Paris Hilton
I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody's hot.
--Paris Hilton
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kabob
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(Guest)
01/08/2009
wow?
be nice mean people.
Chloe
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(Guest)
11/24/2007
Ok, This is Chloe.and Paris Hilton is like my idle. i love herrr
Chloe
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(Guest)
11/24/2007
Ok, This is Chloe.
and Paris Hilton is like
my idle. i love herrr
Just plain scary.
She doesn't think before she speaks does she? Her brain is full of air and soap bubbles. Must be nice, ignorance is such bliss.
Reading this is like watching "Boston Legal" or "Desperate Housewives", a definite guilty pleasure. Paris may have made $200 million modeling, but if she wasn't an heiress she'd probably be working at McDonald's, not just eating there. For my own take on this, check out my editorial "Paris Hilton and the Hollywood Aristocracy."
Isn't Paris a piece of work? Ha.
Thanks for the laugh. I think as beautiful (outside) Paris is and as rich (monetary) as she is, it's fun to realize when she's all alone in her brain, it's gotta be pretty lonely.
Bless you, you spent an incredible amount of time digging up these quotes. Great job, and very timely - and isn't it interesting how such an incredibly banal, stupid and ignorant woman can draw so much attention from us? Your article was my great little guilty pleasure for the day - thanks!
Comparing herself to Monroe and Princess Diana ... Wow!
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