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How to Avoid Jury Duty

By Curtis DeBaun IV, published Feb 27, 2007
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There are a few things we as American citizens dread finding in our mail. Bills are of course our most unwelcome friend in the mailbox. On a more rare occasion another dreaded item will appear mixed within our incoming mail. This piece of paper can not only make a good day go bad, but it has the possibility to take a portion of your life from you. This piece of paper is the almighty jury duty letter.

The almighty jury duty letter a very powerful piece of paper. It is not wise to underestimate the letter. If you are unable to outwit the system that this piece of paper is a part of you may very well have your life turned upside down for an indefinite period of time. During this time you will have less contact with your family, you will not be able to work, and you will have to spend countless hours in a courtroom. The court will own you. It will own you because you could not outsmart the system.

The system is not perfect. There are ways to avoid this hell that is jury duty. The first method is to throw this paper away once receiving it. This is one of the more risky methods. Believe it or not courts do go after people who do not respond to the letter. More often than not they do not pursue those who "do not receive the letter," but it does happen. Be careful if this is the method you choose when attempting to dodge your civic duty.

There is a safer way to avoid jury duty. The first paper that you are sent regarding jury duty should provide you space to enter a reason why you are unable to serve. Now is the time to take advantage of those health problems that have been a thorn in your side for as long as you can remember. You can of course exaggerate as well. Do you find yourself using the restroom more than the average person? Write in that blank space that you have bladder problems, or Irritable Bowl Syndrome. This should work in most cases. What judge or lawyer wants a juror who must be constantly dismissed for restroom breaks?

How to Avoid Jury Duty

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Takeaways
  • Bladder problems may keep you out of jury duty.
  • The magic words: Jury Nullification.
  • Be creative when getting out of jury duty.
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Just came across this guy - www.offinia.com - listing valid ways to get out of jury duty. It might be "unconstitutional" but it can't help to know!! ;-)

Posted on 05/09/2008 at 5:05:41 AM

 
I just threw the paper away. Never heard a peep in years. I know many others who did this and didn't hear anything back. Heck, it was even on an episode of the Simpsons! Apu threw it away like any good American. :P Tocarra, you can be disgusted all you want. I ain't goin'. Plain and simple. This government gets out of so many things and lies straight to our faces, gives us laws for the business and not for the people, uses scare tactics to get what they want, and force feeds us propaganda. The hell I'm gonna do something for them! /end crazy rant You have a good day now. ;)

Posted on 07/26/2007 at 5:07:00 AM

 
Hmm, you might be able to get a TV deal out of this!!!

Posted on 02/28/2007 at 6:02:00 AM

 
LMAO...great tips. I was lucky and they let me off without having to go down to the court house.

Posted on 02/27/2007 at 8:02:00 PM

 
This is hilarous! Have you tried any of these things? Just curious, since you seem to know an awful lot about jury duty.

Posted on 02/27/2007 at 8:02:00 PM

 
Funny article! I haven't been stuck yet, but I'll remember your tips.

Posted on 02/27/2007 at 5:02:00 PM

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