Celebrity Cat Fights We'd Love to See!

In this corner...Courtney Love! And in the other corner...none other than...Whitney Houston? Or perhaps Naomi Campbell against Courtney Love? Now that would be a good one! And let us not forget fictional characters: Carla from "Cheers" in a few rounds against - Helen from "Wings"! There'd definitely be some teeth flying between those two. While we're at it, how about Roy from "Wings" against Cliff Claven from "Cheers"? Wait-this is just about the women.

How about Judge Judy against Marilyn Milian? Better yet, let's pit Marilyn Milian against Dr. Laura. Marilyn would take her in two seconds, because Dr. Laura looks anorexic. Dr. Schlessinger even once boasted on her caustic radio show something to the effect of, "It takes all I have to stay above 105 pounds." What a braggart; what a totally inappropriate comment to make from someone in her position.

Back to Courtney Love. What is it with this junkie? I once read that in an effort to get movie roles, she hired a personal trainer. Well, I guess her fitness fad didn't last long. She's going to end up like Anna-Nicole Smith. She kind of looks like her, anyways - almost. Tall, busty, curvy, fake blonde, and all the drugs in her veins.

The bigger tragedy is anorexic Whitney Houston. She grew up singing in a church, eventually was on top of the world in her career, then married an alleged wife-beater and started breathing cocaine and stopped eating. What did her mother do to her to make her this way? A reckless lifestyle has its roots in childhood. That's psychology 101.

What's with it with these rock singers? Is success too much for them to handle? Then quit and take a dead-end 8-to-5 office job filing papers and become like the rest of society. When the recording contract is up, don't renew. Let some younger, up-and-coming singer take your place if you can't be grateful for being paid millions for what you've always loved to do. Shame on you.