Alternative Job Hunt

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Disaster has come, swiftly followed by ruin. You have lost your job. What to do now? You might try doing something that others are not doing. After all, surely those others are all queued up for that one job that everyone knows about. You want to be in that other queue. The queue that only you know about. Is that possible? Oddly enough it is.

There are only two ways to get a job that only you know about that I have heard of. The first and most obvious is to create the job yourself. That observation you might point out, is hardly useful. After all, if you knew how to create your own job you'd not be here reading this. Read on and I shall elucidate.

In the category of jobs you can create yourself, there are two rather obvious kinds. The job that is so obvious that no one thinks about it and the job that is so odious that no one wants it. Any body who is willing clean up dead things by the side of the road, clean up crime scenes, clean up all manner of filth and or engage in hauling said filth to it's final reward is hereby excused from class. You have everything you need to get the job of your choice. Namely a willingness to do what no one else wants to.

Now as for those jobs that are so obvious that no thinks of them. They are right in front of your face. I recently saw a television program wherein some guy was putting worm poop in used bottles. Turns out the worm poop makes good fertilizer and the bottles used to be just trash that he is now recycling. If I recall the program correctly, this guy is now a millionaire.



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