A Purrrfectly Awful Movie: Catwoman

Have you ever watched a movie and just thought to your self.. What in sam hill were they thinking about? You think to yourself.. How can so many minds equate to so much cine garbage? Who was the person that let this "Thing" get on screen? Well just recently I watched CATWOMAN and those questions were plastered all over my mind.

I tell you the cat should have gotten this screenwriter's tongue. The story and dialog in this movie could have been written for a Saturday morning cartoon. How can you put a movie on screen with tired out dialog, unimaginative plot, and an ending that is simply bad? Well I guess someone did... the people making Catwoman.

Patience Philips is catwoman. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience(Halle Berry) happens to stumble upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself engulfed by a corporate conspiracy. She then experiences something that changes her forever. In a so called "mystical twist of fate", she is turned into a woman with the strength, quickness, agility and senses of a cat. With her newfound feline intuition, she becomes the masochistic dominatrix looking Catwoman, a person who is now conflicted between good and bad. Like any type of feline, she's dangerous and untamed. (Although also seeming very ghetto for some reason) In all this she finds her self in a relationship with Tom Lone played by Benjamin Bratt,(who I wish we would have heard more dialog from, since its the only dialog I enjoyed in the whole movie) he is a detective who has fallen for her. Through the movie Catwoman, appears to be responsible for crime sprees in the city.

Halle Berry