How to Have a Crazy, Fun Day!

Everybody needs crazy days. Here are a few suggestions on what to do to spice up an otherwise typical day. Enjoy!

Go to the park and eat frosting from a tub. Make sure to leave it all over your face.

Go out to eat with someone you don't know very well. Ask for colors and the kids mat and color while you wait. Make sure to insist they color too.

Call a friend you know is at work and leave a silly voice message and sing them a song.

Go get a pedicure, request each nail be painted a different color.

Admire yourself in the mirror for a long period of time in a public restroom; make sure to voice your best features to anyone who walks in.

Write a letter to Oprah suggesting a new show topic.

Go to the grocery store in a pair of bunny slippers.

Invite others to do the funky chicken with you.

While eating with others, smack loudly, make happy, yummy sounds, lick your fingers and wipe your hands on your sleeve.

Walk around laughing out loud, randomly and sporadically.

Call your better half and talk to them in a small squeaky voice.

Change your phone voice message and tell the caller they have the wrong number.
Get a permanent marker and write your name on your favorite things.
Make a sign with your name on it and put it on your chair at work.

Go to the mall and watch people, make it obvious.

When you're out and about, pretend to trip and then say "nice catch".

Go to the store and read the magazines.

Go to an art gallery and vocally pretend to know why the painter painted the picture.

Take lipstick and draw smiley faces all over the mirrors and the shower.

Go to a Chinese restaurant and pretend to think you know how to speak Chinese, get frustrated when they don't understand. Cry.

Go bowling and continuously lose your ball in someone else's lane or fall in your lane.Blame it on your shoes.

Get a color book and color all the pages and then wallpaper your laundry room with it.

Go somewhere and pretend you can't speak English. Have an English Dictionary on hand and say funny phrases that are mixed up English words.

Send emails to your friends; leave a famous quote that you made up.

Go to a public pool and earnestly try to walk on water over and over again.