The Best Quotes About Dogs
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Man's best friend? Some people think so. Dogs are one of the most common domestic pets in America and most people hold an opinion (of some kind or another) about them. Her are some of the best Quotes about dogs...The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
--Henry Ward Beecher
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
--Ann Landers
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
--Alfred North Whitehead
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
--Rita Rudner
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
--August Strindberg
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
--Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
--Eleanor H. Porter
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
--Peter Steiner
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
--Fran Lebowitz
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
--Henry David Thoreau
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
--Irish Proverb
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
--Jeff Valdez
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
--Joe Gores
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
--John B. Bogart
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
--Ogden Nash
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
--Maurice Maeterlinck
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