How Not to Kill Your Chances of a Second Date

There are many people who have a lack of respect or what people think about them. Not many people take a relationship seriously let alone care if they are impressing the one who they are trying to get with. There is a time and place for ignorance but it surely isn't on the first date.

Never show up with Body Odor and say well I didn't have time to take a shower

Don't fart while eating a meal together then blame it on the barking spiders

Don't show up in rags and tell her well I didn't have anything nicer then this

Make sure to show up shaved and clean cut

Don't order the most expensive thing on the menu

Don't try to go in for sex

Never give out personal information

Don't give out your family secret that could horrify her for life

Do not continuously mention your last boyfriend or girlfriend through out the whole night

If watching a movie don't get a soda and not offer he or she one

Don't talk about yourself to much

Never stare between his or her legs and lick your lips

Bringing up how many kids you would like to have isn't the smartest idea

Asking he or she how much she makes an hour isn't the best thing for a conversation starter

It isn't a very nice thing to gawk around the room at other men or women then make piggish or sexual comments about them

Assuming he or she will pick up the tab for the meal is a bit of a use job

Don't start an argument over something he or she said that you disagree with

Never bring a friend along for your dinner date and make up an excuse that he was going to be alone tonight

Never ogle the crack in her rack like a kid in a candy store

Get drunk and act like an idiot

Pick food off of there plate

Ordering a meal for them without even known what there liking is

Play practical jokes on them

Engage in a conversation with your ex while on a date

Talking crap about someone in the movies

Talking to close to her face with your onion breathe

Asking her is that the best she could dress

Referring to her makeup as if she is BOBO the clown

Telling her she would look better as a blonde

Making fun of the mole on her forehead

Telling her she should consider a nose or boob job in the near future

Making racial remarks about other people

Picking your nose then eating it