Natural Oils Enhance Breasts: a Boys Worst Nightmare?

Great minds from the University of Colorado and the National Institutes of Health have published their findings about scented oils causing breast growth in young boys. The report came last week from the Associated Press, gathered from information printed in the latest edition of the New England Journal of Medicine. With paramount strides in technology, and the wealth of power that comes from millions of volunteers via distributed computing, it's almost laughable that scientists are spending their effort on shampoos, soaps and lotions containing lavender and tea tree oils.

Researchers say that these oils were found to disrupt hormonal balance, observed in three boys, ages 4, 7, and 10. This study concluded that when the boys stopped using products with these oils, their breasts were normal in size again. Hormone experts are warning parents that there is a possible risk, but rare and temporary.

You know that with a story like this, you will find the obvious comical quips in forums, and you will hear radio at its best with suggestive shock jock mentality, but imagine now those poor kids, who've got to be ever more conscious about themselves as they step out of the shower and in front of the mirror. Their hearts are pounding with the anxiety they now must endure every time they wash their hair. These boys will now turn to soaps and shampoos that offer no scent... they may even turn against washing, period! Science has stepped in and caused a paranoia that will affect young minds for years to come. Science has stepped in and caused another reason for young adults to turn to selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors to feel good about themselves and society.