Are You Smarter Than a Female Monkey?

By jocelyn brady, published Mar 07, 2007
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Watching Castaway for the thirteenth time last Sunday, I found myself daydreaming about my own heroic survival should I ever get stranded on a deserted island. I remember when I was a kid, I would pretend to be lost in my backyard (disclaimer: I was an only child) and would make fake tools from sticks and build forts with ferns. Of course when it came time to hunt, the best prey always ended up being my rather unimpressed fat cat. Evidently, he didn't think being carried like a hog on a stick was an ideal way to spend his afternoon.

But being both the chief and underlings of your own tribe can get pretty exhausting, and eventually the fun and games transferred into more grown-up things - like watching other people pretend to be stranded on an island in TV shows and movies. But what never ceased to amaze me was how easy those actors made it look to make fire (rubbing sticks together only ever gave me splinters and the occasional cat toy/tie), and the fact that the fat guy on Gilligan's Island never lost any weight. How, I wondered, do people actually survive when we humans have become so dependant on the splendors of technology? I mean really, I don't even know how to keep my indoor plants alive, let alone could I figure out which ones would kill me if I ate 'em. The answer to our great dilemma: follow a monkey.

In a recent Current Biology article written by science scholars Paco Bertolani and Jill Pruetz, chimpanzees from Senegal are aping the advancements of our human ancestors (sorry, I couldn't resist the pun). Four years of following these monkeys in the Fongoli sector of this African landscape showed scientists that chimps are learning how to hunt. Although the act of hunting has been observed my male chimps in other parts of the world (who gang up to kill smaller monkeys for sustenance), this is the first time that female monkeys are the primary breadwinners.

Are You Smarter Than a Female Monkey?

Fellas beware: this could be your next date

Credit: Jeeran

Copyright: Jeeran

Takeaways
  • Forget about the light bulb, ladies, we may very well have made such contraptions as the wheel
  • After the hunt, these monkeys would sniff and lick their spears to examine the blood
Did You Know?
This is also the first time the chimps have been observed dwelling in caves similar to the first human habitats
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I enjoyed this article but was really annoyed that the chimpanzees were referred to as 'monkeys' when in fact they are apes.

Posted on 06/23/2008 at 10:06:21 PM

 
I loved this one!

Posted on 05/02/2007 at 10:05:00 PM

 
throughout human history we have seen that although brute force may take the day, wits trump in the long haul. You go, girls!...

Posted on 03/10/2007 at 12:03:00 PM

 
Great article. Once again showing that the feminine gender is not as weak and stupid as our male counterparts would have the world believe.

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 9:03:00 PM

 
Excellent.

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 8:03:00 PM

 
Did you likewise see the footage (Discovery) of female chimps using twigs as tools to scoop out termites from their nests to eat? And teaching their babies to do the same? Pretty cool stuff..thanks for the engaging and humorous article!

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 4:03:00 PM

 
Interesting.

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 4:03:00 PM

 
Ouch - someone says it about the females - finally- the female is the predator! Predators are by task and function smart. Males are not predatory, they are, scavenger oriented- watch and wait. Love the article - how'd you get a picture of my second date? -Dana

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 10:03:00 AM

 
Amazing info. And a great article; very engaging. :)

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 8:03:00 AM

 
Excellent article, I really enjoyed it.

Posted on 03/09/2007 at 6:03:00 AM

 
What an entertaining and informative read! Thanks! Survival is the mother of invention.

Posted on 03/08/2007 at 10:03:00 PM

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