The Ads We'll See in The 2008 Presidential Race

THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!
The following includes transcripts from television advertisements to be aired in Ohio during the final month of the 2008 presidential race.

Meet the Candidates:

Democratic nominee- Barack Obama
Republican nominee- Sam Brownback

Green nominee- Ralph Nader ... again.

AD #1: BARACK OBAMA

"Hi, America, I'm Barack Obama, and I support fair health care for all citizens."

Shot of Obama performing CPR on a homeless man

"I believe that good health is a right for all Americans, not just the snobby rich people supported by my opponent, Sam Brownback."

Black-and-white shot of Sam Brownback beating up a black man while drinking wine at a country club bar.

"Let's make sure that all citizens of this fine country have access to medical care, and not just the fortunate few. Vote for me, Barack Obama."

Shot of Obama slapping hands with poor black people standing in line a soup kitchen.

Announcer: "Barack Obama. Fighting for you."

AD #2: SAM BROWNBACK

"Liberal Barack Obama has recently accused me, Sam Brownback, of being a pawn for the rich and wealthy. However, what Obama failed to mention is that he is no Robin Hood himself."

Black-and-white shot of Obama whipping a slave.

"Just because I am rich and fortunate and drink fine wine does not mean that I do not have the interests of the middle class at heart."

Shot of Brownback handing out Versace gift cards to single mothers.

"Listen to the truth, America. I, not liberal terrorist sympathizer Barack Hussein Obama, am the right man to lead this country. Vote for me, Sam Brownback."

Shot of Brownback leading a children's marching-band parade.

Announcer: "Sam Brownback. Leading the charge for a better America."

AD #3: OBAMA

"Ultra-conservative Sam Brownback is NOT the right man to lead this nation. Voting for Brownback could be a diplomatic kiss of death."

Black-and-white shot of Brownback ordering simultaneous nuclear strikes on China, Iran, and North Korea.

"Sam Brownback has voted to increase military spending 5,987 times in his career, at the expense of this nation's crumbling public educational system."