#amazonfail: Something Stinks with Amazon Rank

Twitter Exposes a Rank Plot at Amazon.Com

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It pays to keep an eye on your enemies on holidays. War is no respecter of traditions or diversity. So much simpler for your enemy to slip in while you're asleep and cut your throat.

But it helps to know who your enemies are.

Today while gay and lesbian writers were sleeping -or probably hiding eggs for their children and nieces (and smoothing the edge of a chocolate bunny ear so Junior won't realize Mommy nibbled it) or enjoying a chocolate-free Passover seder - little did they know that Amazon.com was staging a secret war on glbt books, authors and publishers.

I fell into the amazonfail brouhaha this morning with a surprising number of twitter grumbles. It just so happens my twitter-posse is mostly writers, agents and editors. Gender-pioneering author Kate Bornstein calls her cluster "Twibe."

Every night she signs off with a "goodnight Twibe" and we all sleep better for it.

If you've never heard of Bornstein I would usually recommend you zip over to Amazon and check out her books... BUT... (Yes, there is a big but. Thanks to the asses at Amazon.) The book ranking search feature at Amazon was sabotaged - not by hackers but by Amazon itself.

Guard your neck. Apparently select books have been being stripped of rank since early Feb. Craig Seymour, author of All I Could Bare: My Life in the Strip Clubs of Gay Washington, D.C. (Atria/Simon & Schuster), blogged his frustrating correspondence with Amazon.

Seymour, currently Associate Professor of Journalism at Northern Illinois University, said today "Like many authors, I frequently check my sales status on Amazon, so imagine my shock, back in early February when the "Amazon.com Sales Rank" completely disappeared from the Product Details of my book. The book also disappeared from the search listings, so that if a customer looked up All I Could Bare by Craig Seymour on the Amazon home page, nothing came up."

After much persistence on Seymour's part and evasion on Amazon's, "February 25, 2009: I get the first email telling me that my book has been branded as an adult product, as if it's a sex toy or something."

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