Why You Shouldn't Buy a Fake ID Online & Make One Instead

Buying a Fake ID Online or Using Free Fake ID Templates Don't Work

By Andrew Cunningham, published Mar 16, 2007
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I'm sure at one point in your younger life or maybe recently you tried getting in to a bar or club and maybe at some point you managed, but I bet the night was ruined as you were constantly looking over your shoulder for bouncers, pestering older friends to get the drinks in or getting rejected by the mature women. Well it doesn't have to be that way anymore because Chad just bought his Fake ID and you've just sent the money through the post to claim your Fake ID Template. Now the nights are going to be sweet. Wrong!

I don't mean to burst your party bubble but buying a Fake ID Online or paying to Download Fake ID Templates doesn't work, and these are the main reasons why.

1) AFake ID you buy online whether it be from Fluxcard, Photo-Id , Phatism of Next Day ID isn't actually a fake id. It's a Novelty ID. It isn't a copy of a real id that you'd get from college or from a job, it's a completely made up one.

2) In an extension of point one, because they are novelty cards, bouncers, doorman and barmaids know you're trying to scam them. They might fool the new trainee guy but you probably won't make it past the door. These guys weren't born yesterday. They know what IDs are acceptable so don't hurt your pride.

3) The internet is available to everyone. That's right, club owners can browse the net just like you and see exactly what you punk kids are trying to swindle them with. I speak from firsthand experience. The weekend I got my fake id I tried buying a shot of absinthe, the card was taken off me and I was ejected from the establishment. Sometimes they cut them up and sometimes they pass them off to the police so don't risk it, fraud isn't a pearly gate opener.

4) A lot of these websites aren't legal businesses and thus they don't look after the customer the way they should. If you absolutely have to buy a fake id online, under no circumstance do you fall for the "cash through the post," scam. You will have paid but with no record and 3 months later no fake id. Explain that one to Dad. There is also the old trick of posty stealing the money before they get it anyway.

Why You Shouldn't Buy a Fake ID Online & Make One Instead
Why You Shouldn't Buy a Fake ID Online & Make One Instead

Believe it or not, on national Television this child used a fake id and it worked.

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Takeaways
  • In most cases Hologramed and Chipped cards are easier to spot as fakes.
  • Never send money through the post to pay for a Fake ID.
  • If caught your fake id card can be taken off you and passed on to the police.
Did You Know?
Although their legal drinking age is 18 and the US has an age limit of 21, the UK has the largest amount of underage drinkers.
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ya but were d the fake ids go

Posted on 07/18/2008 at 8:07:58 PM

 
tits

Posted on 07/06/2008 at 7:07:19 AM

 
awesome dude its ilegal though

Posted on 06/01/2008 at 6:06:39 PM

 
awesome dude its ilegal though

Posted on 06/01/2008 at 6:06:35 PM

 
were da fuckin template dickweed

Posted on 06/01/2008 at 3:06:53 PM

 
does anybody know if there is a "complete kit" or something so I know eactly what I need to make an ID??

Posted on 05/15/2008 at 10:05:48 PM

 
anybody know where to get an ak id template?

Posted on 04/30/2008 at 1:04:03 PM

 
Iv'e made a fake ID to get in an R rated movie I was 14 and i am good at grapic design and i like to take apart stuff, with that in mind it was sinch with a fake id :P 1) Get an old school id card (your own) 2) Scan the front (and the back if important info is on that) USE THE BEST QUALITY YOU CAN 3) open photo shop and change your birthday (and age if its on there) 4) Print on paper with good printer (or just keep printing over it) (i used thin kind of paperish plastic sheets) 5) with a razor blade carefully (lightly) cut around and take out the parts you changed and peel off 6) carefully glue on squared to everything else (be sure the glue is clear and evenly on) Trust me, it worked, it does look real if you follow these steps BTW, step 5 may not work, my writing came off with the plastic

Posted on 01/31/2008 at 9:01:01 PM

 
hehe thats probably ur local police station #

Posted on 01/03/2008 at 4:01:59 AM

 
i know what the fuck where is teh template at faggot

Posted on 12/31/2007 at 11:12:36 AM

 
tamplate please???

Posted on 12/05/2007 at 11:12:00 PM

 
I totally agree, so called fake id's don't work. Get an older mates Id or better use a brother or sisters. And Andrew Brown you sound like your ID didn't work. Don't flame the guy he got paid to write this so you're the douche.

Posted on 11/22/2007 at 12:11:00 PM

 
I agree with him, I'm a bouncer and he is absolutely right. I have kids try to get through the door at least 4 times a week. It has become so common that we usually just cut the card up in front of them and tell them better luck next time.

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 11:11:00 PM

 
P.S. CALL ME FUCKER - 205 901 3970!!!! FUCK YOU

Posted on 11/06/2007 at 7:11:00 PM

 
Fucking idiot.... you dont know what the fuck you are talking about you fucking queer! You probably havent ever been to a bar in your fucking life you douche!! Go Fuck your mother you fucking piece of SHIT!!!!

Posted on 11/06/2007 at 7:11:00 PM

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