Is Your MySpace Profile Lame?

The Complete MySpace Tard - This person have no idea about how to edit the layout or what HTML is. Someone else opened the browser for you so you could "get onto the internet thingy". You stumbled through the account creation process and experienced a misplaced sense of accomplishment and satisfaction when you uploaded a photo of yourself to your profile.

The MySpace Novice - You've already set up an account and spent a few hours drafting information about you that only registered sex offenders are going to read. You have managed to get a few pictures of yourself online. You have updated your profile layout and posted your "emo" suicide note for all your new 'friends' to read.

The Color-blind who have learnt HTML- You know a little bit about HTML. You have struggled through the horrifying MySpace control panel to do everything listed above. You have created your own layout but for some reason you've chosen eye searing colors and a blinking tiled background which means you have to highlight everything in order to read it.

If this sounds familiar then YOU NEED HELP (or shall I say a little guidance). Follow these simple steps to ensure that your MySpace Profile isn't as embarrassing as your first sexual encounter.

1. Find a good Free Myspace Layout.
The good news is 90% of all MySpace Profiles look awful so you can easily stand out in the crowd.

Firstly, the content on your page shouldn't take a backseat to the layout, especially if you want people to be able to read all the stuff that absolutely nobody gives a shit about. You want your friends to be able see the last book you read - you don't want to give them retinal cancer with your flashing purple background. Luckily it is easy to find a nice looking layout - On Profilepitstop.com Free MySpace Layouts, you can even add the code straight to your page so even special people should be able to do it. Find a Profile that you like, enter your login details and hit upload. Easy.