Confessions of an Ordinary Guy

Here on "the AC" (that's what the cool kids are calling it) many of our content producers have written "Confessions of a..." articles. Basically these articles are articles in which the content producer admits to facts about themselves or the type of person or occupation they have. For example there has been everything from Confessions of a Stay at Home Mom to Confessions of a Transsexual Teenager. I thought there are a lot of fans of mine out there, which I call Levites, and they might want to know about me so I thought I'd have a few confessions of my own. And yes I realize the term Levites has been used before but I couldn't call my fans Leeites because that's too many consecutive vowels so I had to put a consonant in there. The only other consonant that sounded right was "M" but Lemites sound like bugs, so I went with Levites.

Anyway, I don't really have any kind of particular title for myself so we'll simply call this Confessions of an Ordinary Guy.

1. I Make All Your Dreams Come Untrue
I'm sure many of you have heard of the legends where you can take a small penny, make a wish, flip it into a fountain and get whatever you want. I'm also sure at some point you tried this and your dream didn't come true. Then after that you probably found a map ended up underneath the fountain some how and proclaimed, "This one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back!" Ok, maybe only Corey Feldman in Goonies did that but you get the idea.