You Know that You Might Be a Hippie If..

Hippies were very popular in the the 60's and the 70's. We don't see a lot of hippies today. However, there are signs that you just might be a hippie if...

1. You wear your hair longer than your wedding veil.

2. You plant a flower in your hair and it starts budding all over.

3. You sing 60's music in your sleep and dream of Janis Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix.

4. You go shopping at an organic store and stock up on mushrooms.

5. You wear tinted glasses and have a peace symbol around your neck.

6. You look glassy eyed and seek the comfort of a commune.

7. You start humming Give Peace a Chance. You then do a cartwheel while chanting Oh Say Can You See I'm on LSD.

8. You name your child Star Fire and buy diapers with rose pedal designs.

9. You go to the biggest rock concert in the world and proclaim that you are one with the universe.

10.You see the image of God on a jar of mustard. You then shout, "Condiments are King." People in the grocery store are stunned. They look at you in your faded jeans and declare that you are a holy man.