Taco Bell Cheesy Gordita Crunch Review

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If Available, a Tasty Treat

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is one of the more delicious and fulfilling food experiences available at Taco Bell, the premier server of “Americanized” Mexican food.

One may have heard a frugal young college student lauding the item as a delicious and inexpensive way to “think outside the bun” but been unsure of what, exactly, a Cheesy Gordita Crunch was. It is apparent
 that the food is cheesy and crunchy, but these adjectives are somewhat incongruent with the soft flour tortillas that are gorditas.

In fact, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch begins with a gordita containing a layer of melted cheese. A taco shell is then placed in the gordita and filled with Taco Bell’s signature ground beef. These elements are topped with a cheese sauce, lettuce, and shredded cheese. Essentially, this concoction is a cheesy taco wrapped in melted cheese and a gordita.

This recipe may appear to be disaster marred by cheese and the opposing forces of crunchy taco and soft gordita. However, the different textures and flavors of the ingredients actually work together rather than opposing one another. An initial bite into the meal rewards a consumer with the soft cushion of biting into a gordita while still providing the satisfying crackle of sinking one’s teeth into a taco. There is no hardness on the teeth, and the shards of shattered taco shell do not poke on in the mouth. The gordita layer eliminates most of the downfalls of eating a taco while providing a nice doughy flavor of its own. The ground beef in the concoction is coated in a somewhat rich and very salty cheese sauce. While it does not seem natural for Taco Bell’s “Sloppy Joe” style meat to mix with a cheese sauce, the two flavors actually combine quite nicely.

 
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I can't believe I just read three pages about the cheesy gordita crunch, but what can I say? It is my favorite Taco Bell treat, and you described it so vividly, my mouth was watering! I have never actually been turned down when attempting to order one, even though it is usually not on the menu and only occasionally "brought back."
I tried one of these last night, and I could barely get it down. I mean, I would have thrown it away if I weren't unemployed. It's strange too, as I like a number of Taco Bell items and even like the Baja Beef Chalupa that this is similar to. But this thing was an abomination. Well, Taco Bell's advertising worked...they got $1.49 out of me. Never again, though.
I had one of these for lunch today. Blech! I had to refill my drink twice to choke it down. I bet my dog eats better beef than what's in these. It's too bad, because I remember enjoying this once. Probably because I was 14 and stoned.
I LIKE TO SUCK DICK AND MY MOM HAS A LARGE PENIS MY DAD SMOKES WEED AND MY WEEWEE IS RATHER TINY
The crunchy cheesy gordita is the BEST thing at Taco Bell. I get it every time its melty and crunchy and cheesy and the baja sauce is WOW :]
Perhaps if Benjamin Franklin were alive today he would be quoted as saying "Cheesy Gordita Crunches are living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Unwrapping a Cheesy Gordita Crunch is like getting to third base for the first time, and some might even say it smells the same. One has to believe that Taco Bell made a deal with the devil to make something so irrestiable and delicious. From the soft outter shell to the creamy special sauce, it's as if love is being made in my mouth throughout the Cheesy Gordita Crunch experience. If Taco Bell were to discontinue this product I would go into a depression that I am afraid I would never recover from. God Bless You Taco Bell.
I like Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
i cant believe i went to this site and there are more blogs like this one.... Im contributing too. No one should talk about Taco's this much. oh well..
well, in a man's life, there are few things he can truly remember. The Cheesy Gordita heaven is the best thing i ve ever tasted. Every word i write can not express the joy i felt w. that first bite. The rating should be a 16.3 not a 3.3, do i make myself clear? The Cheesy Gordita crunch shud remain in all our hearts, god speed....Im ron Burgundy?
omg. i dont eat red meat!!
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