My Biggest Secret

My biggest secret, I thought of it for a while, and I guess the biggest secret I have is when I was at a pick nick. It was one of thaws out in the back yard kind of thing. So striate to the point, a couple of friends and me had all went for a walk it was a small neighborhood so it was kind of like trees around where we lived. Anyways after taking a long walk I had to take a number 2. So I told the guys to go on ahead with out me I have to go pee. They believed me and went on there way. I took my self in to the woods kind of creepy and did my business. Lucky for me I carry a small pack of pocket tissues around. So I caught up with the guys they where on there way back. Peter the only friend who is a "Jack-ass", because of all the really dumb things that he does of course. He was doing his little army roll laughing, being a little kid like, and also saying to us "Come on guys what you can't do it!" (Chuckling to him self). He kept on doing it for quite a long time until it got really irritating kind of like one of thaws flies that keep on buzzing in front of your face and your like die fly die, and you want to crush it so bad, but you know that it will just move after you swing. So you continue to do nothing until something really bad just suddenly happens. He went on a hill screaming out "HERE I COME! ect." and than he starts to roll first slow than quicker, until he rolls in to some thing we all called bear crap(YUK). He must have rolled all the tissue paper in to the leaves when he was fooling around. Luckily, for me the tissues rolled in to the leaves out of site, and until this day not one of my friends knows it was mine.

By: James Ester