Governor Mark Sanford Involved in Death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
What Do Mark Sanford, Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett Have in Common
Three news stories involving three very public figures (Governor Mark Sanford, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson) may in fact be linked in a web of deceit, murder, and intrigue.Governor Mark Sanford's Mysterious Disappearance
On June 24, Governor Mark Sanford returned from his supposed backpacking trip where he was "doing something exotic" only to announce that he was...well...doing just that. Mark Sanford held a press conference in which he explained his year-long affair with an Argentinean woman, letting Republicans worldwide know that he had let everyone down, including his family.
Farrah Fawcett's Bout With Cancer
This morning, June 25, it was announced that Charlie's original Angel, Farrah Fawcett, had lost her battle with cancer. A tragedy to be sure, Farrah Fawcett's death captured the media's attention for a short time.
Michael Jackson's Arrested Heart
This afternoon, it was announced that Michael Jackson died from some sort of trauma involving cardiac arrest. This third and final news story dominated the day's news, and became the first and foremost topic of conversation for millions.
Is it a coincidence that Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Mark Sanford capture the media all within such a short span? I think NOT!
The Michael Jackson-Farrah Fawcett-Mark Sanford Connection
Wake up people. There is only one explanation for what's going on right now. Clearly, nobody likes to have negative limelight on them, especially a politician like Mark Sanford. I think what has really happened here is shockingly obvious: Governor Mark Sanford has killed pop culture legends Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.
The Events Leading Up to Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett's Deaths
Let's go over the details. Governor Mark Sanford wasn't acting what most would consider "normal" during his little press conference. Of course, he was nervous and embarrassed...but there was something going on in his eyes besides those tears...something...crazy.
- Mark Sanford had an affair
- Farrah Fawcett Dies of Cancer
- Michael Jackson Dies of Cardiac Arrest
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That was a bit of alright. I knew you were full of it but what a way of getting more "hits"! Too bad I did not think of it. I got one for you that is real. Check out, "The Case of the Missing Michael Jackson Portrait". It is "under" "Online Links to Information About The Real Michael Jackson" at the bottom of the page. You might find it interesting.
Ann
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07/02/2009
This is just like the book Death Equity written by Kimberly Bridges... the corruption and possible murder of a celebrity.
Interesting way of looking at it, Timothy.
Jacqueline Richmond
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07/01/2009
We all was hopeing Farrah Fawcett would some how get better she didn't she will be missed and loved very much.May God be with her son,family,friends,fans.Look I just want to say we never know when and where we will die.We should all try to be kinder and more loveing.If you love someone please tell them every day you love them give them a hug becouse they are you may die tomorrow and you never get to say good bye but you did say you love them and they died knowing you loved them..Take Care everyone .God Bless
And Cheryl...rent a sense of humor. Sanford (and probably Jackson) are far more deserving of your disdain than a satirist.
Not the first time. I believe that Dubya was involved in the murder of Lacy Petersen. Had the media not given 24/7 coverage to Scott and Lacy Petersen for four years, maybe they might have noticed all the impeachable offenses being committed by Dumbya and his crowd. I sincerely hope that when Bush gets a ghostwriter to write his pop-up autobiography that he dedicates it to Scott Petersen, the Runaway Bride, and all those other unimportant people whom the media covered to death rather than exposing the lies that led to Iraq.
Nice! I haven't chuckled this hard in hours. Great point, excellent delivery.
s'goodstuff ;o)
cheryl
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06/27/2009
Well! It's definitely satire. Personally though I don't see a darn thing amusing or humorous about the article, it's just plain stupid.
I knew this would be funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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