Why Brangelina Should Adopt Anna Nicole's Baby, Dannilynn

I just had a brilliant idea - a safe, secure home for Dannilynn, and one that I think Anna would approve of. Have Brad and Angelina adopt Dannilynn. Why is this a good idea? For the following reasons:

Playmate for Shiloh: Shiloh and Dannilynn have lots in common.

They were both born to beautiful, rich, famous mothers.

Both were born out of wedlock: Oh, the travails of bastardhood! Tthey can take this to their therapists together as dysfunctional teenagers.

The world awaited both of their births with bated breath. Another issue the therapists can explore with them as they start to be hounded by the paparazzi through awkward puberty, embarrassing first dates and the Hollywood rite of passage - the first arrest.

Both are gorgeous - have you ever seen two cuter babies! They are adorable.

As the only little white girl in Brad and Angie's brood, they won't have to go to Russia or Czechoslovakia to get one.

A Ready-made Family: No matter who turns out to be Dannilynn's father, there'll be no siblings. To my knowledge, none of the potential fathers have other children - and if they do, certainly not Dannilynn's age.

Shiloh, Pax, Maddox and Zahara are ready-made playmates - a family she can slide right into seamlessly.

Unusual Parents: Anna, bless her soul, seemed to be as sweet as pie, but she was a little on the wild side. This made her unusual. Brad and Angie, unusual for different reasons - their humanitarian efforts, their unusual lifestyle and their unusual beauty.

Not to mention, they know what it's like to take on a child and integrate them into a loving, ready-made family.

Why, cutie-pie Dannilynn will feel at home in no time at all.

And, not for nothing, I think Angelina will make sure that she appreciates her mother's wild side - even learn to embrace it. After all, Angie was a bit of a wild child herself. She'll keep Anna alive and kickin' for little Danni.

Family Drama: Angelina knows all about family drama; it's been a few years since she talked to her dad {John Voight}. She even changed her name legally from Angelina Jolie Voight to Angelina Jolie.