Funny "Anchorman" Quotes - Ron Burgundy Quotes

Funny Anchorman Quotes

Being a teenager, the senseless humor in the movie "Anchorman" is not hard to appreciate, and that is why the 2004 movie is one of my favorite comedies. Starring Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, who is an anchorman for the Channel 4 News Team, Christina Applegate, who plays Veronica Corningstone, and Steve Carell, who acts as "Brick", the movie "Anchorman" has not received extravagant reviews by most people, to say the least. However, if you're looking for extremely childish, but hilarious humor, "Anchorman" just might be the movie for you.

In this comedy, Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone fight for the job as the lead anchor of the Channel 4 News Team. Complete with outrageous bouts of dialog, here are some funny quotes from from "Anchorman".

Brian Fantana: (about Veronica) I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.