Letter from a Crazy Insomniac

Here is what you do when you can't sleep. Most of the time when you can't sleep, you're really tired. But why be tired if you have to be awake.

Get up have some coffee, turn on the TV, flip on your computer and start typing. Just as I am now.

It's 4:16 AM and I haven't been able to sleep all night. So at 3:00 AM I got my caffeine and now I'm off and writing.

Don't forget to keep refreshing AC to see if there are any cool articles that you can make some money on.

I'm not making anything on this! Well maybe a few cents. But who wants to read the letter of a delirious insomniac?

Well I guess I have to since I must proof read this rather lame letter. Hey there is nothing on TV.

Girls gone wild? What? Ya I've heard of it, but seriously they are going big time now days. I though they were sued and died out. I could care less for any of those sleazy women. Probably because I am a woman and not a lesbian.

But why men want to watch that stuff, I don't know. How can they not think of their own daughters doing that stuff or their sisters or mothers even. Hey it could happen. Mom's gone wild. Think of it. Oh my gosh, I hope I didn't give anyone any ideas!

Oh and I'm so tired of this colon cleansing infomercial I just want to scream. However, if I screamed, I would wake up 5 people just because of a guy talking about gook in his colon. Those pictures. Man, that is enough to make you throw up all the gunk in your body. Who needs pills?

Have you seen how expensive it is to buy that crap? Oh, why did I say crap? It's like almost 40.00 or something like that. Just to have diarrhea for a week or two. Yes I've tried it. Didn't do a thing for me. In fact one of the pills made me feel sick every time I took it, whether I ate or not.

Oh my gosh now a best vacuum in the world. Look at that! It picks up sand? Wow, that is amazing. Holy cow, it also picks up tiny rocks. I never knew a vacuum could do that. Look at that, it picks up glass and beads. I'm totallly amazed they want hundreds and hundreds of dollars for a vacuum like mine that I paid 45.00 for. Mine picks up all that stuff too. I'm very faithful about cleaning it and changing the bag.