Josh Gets What He Deserves

The Haunting of Josh the Dirty Lawyer

There once was a lawyer named Josh
Who was an elitist who thought he was posh
But what poor Josh didn't know
Is that he was really just a Ho
Who sold his soul for some extra dough.

He always did what his rich powerful clients wanted
But after a while he started to be haunted
By the souls of the people he sought to deny
Justice through his deceit and his lies
Eventually he became completely demoralized.

The only thing that kept Josh alive
After he became demoralized
Was his hope that some day he could rectify
His years of being a very bad guy.

But he was just kidding himself in truth
Because he couldn't really undo
The many years that he acted like a brute.
Through the acceptance that he tried to pollute
Justice to so many while wearing a suit.

But hey about Josh don't you cry a tear
Because Josh was a really bad guy for years
And he deserves to live in
Terrible pain for committing those sins.

The haunting of Josh should be celebrated
Because he is haunted by the souls that his bad acts created
And deserves the haunting situation he now finds himself in
Because he always knew what he was doing was a sin
And he chose to live his life that way
And in living hell his mind must now stay.

So take a lesson from the story of Josh
If you are an elitist or think your posh
And lawyer through using lies and deceit
To deny justice to people because soon you will see
How lawyers get punished for acting unethically.

You too will be haunted and turn crazy
By the souls who haunt the lawyers who act unethically
And sell their souls for extra dough
And turn themselves into Hos.