From Your Relationship to Shaq, Answers to Popular Questions

Since I am new to this site I think I should probably give everyone a little background information on myself.  First off, my name is Tim.  Secondly, I am a man.  Thirdly, i have Mensa-like brain power.... in my little pinky toe.  Fourthly, anyone who doesn't like my "stuff" must be allergic to awesome and should probably get that checked out before it spreads.  And now I will solve some of everyone's issues:

Issue #1: "Tim, New Orleans is in a state of ruin and it has been months since Hurrican Katrina nearly destroyed this old, beautiful city so my question is: How are we going to reuild one of the country's greatest cities?"