The Seven Best Disney Movies

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I consider myself to be quite the movie buff. I like to think that I have pretty good taste in movies too. I like people who can actually act, foreign movies, musicals and even old black and white movies But even I enjoy a little fluff every once in a while. Not even I can resist a Disney movie. So here are my favorite Disney movies.

7. 101 Dalmatians
101 Dalmatians is also a very cute Disney movie. All the dogs have their own characters and are cute for different reasons. I love the whole chase scene where Cruella is searching for the dogs and they are getting away, it's still pretty suspenseful even today. I'm not sure I buy the dogs-rolling-in-soot-escape though. "Oh look, there are 101 dogs! Oh wait, they're black, not white with black spots. That must be some OTHER group of 101 dogs sneaking around the same night as the 101 dogs we're looking for."

6. Beauty and the Beast
I guess Beauty and the Beast is really the only one of the Disney love stories that I liked. What can I say? The beast just wasn't your ordinary prince. He wasn't a sissy like those other Disney movie princes. I also really liked Gaston. They should've made a movie about Sebastian and Gaston going on a road trip. I totally would've bought that movie.

5. The Sword in the Stone
The Sword in the Stone rocked, I loved that crazy Merlin. Really the story with Arthur was kind of boring, well besides that whole sword thing. Merlin was the real star of the movie. Merlin's showdown with the Marvelous Mad Madam Mim is one of the best Disney battles ever. The two fight but they are allowed to use their magic powers to turn into any kind of animal to fight as. It rocks!

4. Lion King
Despite that unbearable Hakuna Matata song this was a rocking Disney movie. Actually that Circle of Life song annoys me and the other one, something about the jungle, is pretty bad too. Man who was in charge of the music in that movie? What was I talking about? Oh right, the Lion King. What's not to like about the Lion King? It's got an evil brother and he has a cool name, Scar! It's got lions fighting each other. It's even got a crazy ape that beats people over the head with sticks!

  • Robin Hood is the best hero ever.
  • The Horned King in the Black Cauldron was scary.
  • Disney princes are pansies.
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