What's Up with Product Taglines?

By Andrew Mang, published Apr 07, 2007
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Product taglines are used by companies to seduce the costumer. These are a list of popular taglines that must be answered.

Bayer works wonders. - Bayer Aspirin

It doesn't.

What's in your wallet? - Capital One

Money, receipts, pictures, and a library card.

Will you be ready? - Cialis

It shocked the hell out of me!

The silver bullet. - Coors

I threw one at a ware wolf, but nothing happened.

We're cooking now. - Denny's

Was everything I ate before, raw?

It keeps going, and going, and going. - Energizer Batteries

and going and going and going and going and sadly, died.

Leave the driving to us. - Greyhound

I never thought I was going to get on the bus and be asked to drive, but thanks for the reassurance.

57 varieties H.J. - Heinz

But always red.

They're g-r-r-r-eat! - Kellog's Frosted Flakes

They're okay.

Betcha can't eat just one. - Lay's Potato Chips

Did it, called the company and received a coupon for a free bag of chips.

It's Miller time! - Miller Beer

It sure is!

Tastes great, less filling. - Miller Lite

It sure is!

The champagne of bottled beer. - Miller High Life

It sure is!

One client at a time. - Morgan Stanley

I am customer 1,456,033, they have just completed customer 344, they are now moving on to 345. It will be a long time until I am reached.

Slightly ahead of its time. - Panasonic

I will create a slogan, slightly ahead of Panasonic's times.

Made from the best stuff on Earth. - Snapple

Must be made from sex.

Only you can prevent forest fires. - U.S. Forest Service

Why can't Smokey?

We're looking for a few good men. - U.S. Marines

I wasn't selected, I was the fourth good man.

What happens here, stays here. - Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority

(Here are a list of taglines which imply what is happening in Las Vegas)

Pleasing people the world over. - Holiday Inn

Reach out and touch someone. - AT&T

Sheer driving pleasure. - BMW

Take it all off. - Noxzema

Just do it. - Nike

Enjoy the ride. - Nissan

Flick my Bic. - Bic

A silly millimeter longer. - Chesterfield Cigarettes

Please don't squeeze the Charmin. - Charmin

Where's the cream filling? - Hostess Cakes

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. - Alka-Seltzer

The best a man can get. - Gillette

What's Up with Product Taglines?

No, I am not doing that, even if I am in Vegas.

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Posted on 05/05/2008 at 6:05:58 PM

 
Great list! Your articles have such a funny twist- very creative. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!

Posted on 05/22/2007 at 4:05:00 PM

 
LOL, funny. Im glad I read this!

Posted on 04/13/2007 at 6:04:00 PM

 
You have to admit some of those lines do stay in your mind.

Posted on 04/11/2007 at 6:04:00 PM

 
cute! very cute!

Posted on 04/11/2007 at 7:04:00 AM

 
Thanks everyone. Although I had fun writing this article, I was iffy about pusblishing it, I wasn't sure how it would go over, but I am glad you each enjoyed it. Thanks.

Posted on 04/09/2007 at 5:04:00 PM

 
LOL. That was great. :)

Posted on 04/09/2007 at 5:04:00 PM

 
Very funny!

Posted on 04/09/2007 at 8:04:00 AM

 
Lol! Snapple will never be the same

Posted on 04/07/2007 at 9:04:00 PM

 
Very amusing.

Posted on 04/07/2007 at 4:04:00 PM

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