TV Comedy Rating Tool: The Pee Factor
March 31, 2007 by
There have been hundreds of great comic television shows in the era of the tube. Each of these comedy shows of various genres has one or more "best" episodes. Just how funny, does a best episode have to be, to be worthy of the "best" rating of them all?
After many hours of pondering this question, I have devised the ultimate tool for determining comedic perfection. The bladder leakage factor of comedy evaluation. Yes, if a skit or scene in a comedy causes you to laugh to the point for partially or fully relieving yourself, that would be
comedic perfection. To simplify, we will call this rating tool, the "Pee Factor".
Example 1: With the sound of a helicopter in the background, radio personality Les Nessman, describes an unexpected WKRP in Cincinnati, Thanksgiving Day promotion. In the helicopter, dozens of live turkeys are to be released for the gathered crowd for below. Les, verbally paints a picture of the release for his live radio audience. The released live turkeys plummet to the ground bombarding the contents of the parking lot. In a broadcast reminiscent of the Hindenberg coverage, Les' panic filled voice describes the event. The broadcast includes the line, "Oh! The humanity!" delivered perfectly.
Pee Factor: 3
Example 2: The Johnny Carson show has as its guest, Raquel Welsh, cat in tow. As Johnny and his guest chat, Johnny's gaze fixes on the cat. Raquel asks, "Would you like to pet my pussy? Comedy television history is made!
Pee Factor: 5
Example 3: The I Love Lucy Show, Lucy and Ethel get jobs in a chocolate factory packaging bonbons. I an effort to impress their new supervisor, the comedy duo hide and/or eat a few of the chocolate confections. The supervisor is suprpised that all of the bonbons exiting the room are all properly packaged. Impressed, the supervisor yells for the line to be brought to full speed! Comic perfection!
Pee Factor: 1
Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to use this rating system and describe your candidate for television's best comedy episode.
After many hours of pondering this question, I have devised the ultimate tool for determining comedic perfection. The bladder leakage factor of comedy evaluation. Yes, if a skit or scene in a comedy causes you to laugh to the point for partially or fully relieving yourself, that would be
Example 1: With the sound of a helicopter in the background, radio personality Les Nessman, describes an unexpected WKRP in Cincinnati, Thanksgiving Day promotion. In the helicopter, dozens of live turkeys are to be released for the gathered crowd for below. Les, verbally paints a picture of the release for his live radio audience. The released live turkeys plummet to the ground bombarding the contents of the parking lot. In a broadcast reminiscent of the Hindenberg coverage, Les' panic filled voice describes the event. The broadcast includes the line, "Oh! The humanity!" delivered perfectly.
Pee Factor: 3
Example 2: The Johnny Carson show has as its guest, Raquel Welsh, cat in tow. As Johnny and his guest chat, Johnny's gaze fixes on the cat. Raquel asks, "Would you like to pet my pussy? Comedy television history is made!
Pee Factor: 5
Example 3: The I Love Lucy Show, Lucy and Ethel get jobs in a chocolate factory packaging bonbons. I an effort to impress their new supervisor, the comedy duo hide and/or eat a few of the chocolate confections. The supervisor is suprpised that all of the bonbons exiting the room are all properly packaged. Impressed, the supervisor yells for the line to be brought to full speed! Comic perfection!
Pee Factor: 1
Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to use this rating system and describe your candidate for television's best comedy episode.
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