7-Elevens Transform into The Simpsons' Kwik-E-Mart for Feature Film
Kwik-E-Mart to Open for Business for Movie Promo
Welcome To The Kwik-E-Mart!To properly hype the forthcoming The Simpsons Movie feature film debut this summer in true fun Simpsons fashion, select 7-Elevens across the nation may be refitted outside to look exactly like Indian manager Apu's legendary convenience heaven. The irony of course is that the Kwik-E-Mart
The deal hasn't been officially sealed yet, but if all goes as planned, about 11 stores across the United States will be made to resemble the cartoon store which has served Bart and his buddies greasy tofu dogs, fiery hot beef jerky and perhaps the most signature frozen confection in all of cartoon history - the famous Squishee - patterned of course after 7-Eleven's Slurpee.
Not only will the outside of the stores be made to look like Springfield's favorite retail hangout, but customers will be able to purchase actual items inspired by and found in the Simpson's universe including caffeine loaded Buzz Cola, sometime dangerous Krusty O's Cereal and the iced fruity flavored concoctions known as Squishees. " WHOOO-OAH BOY that's good Squishee!" as Bart once cooed after downing one of the brain freezing treats.
The revamped stores will also use pictures of Simpson's characters to hawk 7-Eleven products of fresh foods like having Homer grace the packaging of popular sandwiches. Margaret Chabris, 7-Eleven spokeswoman, said contracts on the promotions have not been signed with the movie studio. She didn't give any further details, saying the company will release more information soon.
This is a great idea for fans, but I wonder how 7-Eleven employees will deal with their new Simpson's digs. The look isn't much of a change for them, after all 7-Elevens and Kwik-E-Marts share that same gaudy convenience store ambience, but what about Apu's catch phrases? If they really want to immerse us in a Simpsons like experience, clerks should mimic some of Apu's most memorable sayings.
Most Comments Today
- Oh No! Michael Jackson's Body and Brain Missing Is Michael Jackson's body and brain missing? According to many websites they... 31 Comments
- Michael Jackson is Missing The casket is missing, where is it? How did it disappear? 31 Comments
- Sarah Palin 2012? Sarah Palin 2012? 29 Comments
- Hot News Quickies - Thursday, July 9, 2009 News happens while you sleep - get your Hot News Quickies here! 28 Comments
- Real Estate: Renting Your Home and Bad Tenants If you decide to rent out your home, do a thorough reference check with previ... 26 Comments
- Every Day Heroes At every disaster, in every community, when people are hurting who are the fi... 24 Comments







Posted on 06/30/2007 at 2:06:00 PM
Posted on 04/22/2007 at 9:04:00 AM
Mark Crowley II
Posted on 04/18/2007 at 10:04:00 AM
Robbie B
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 10:04:00 PM
Timothy Sexton
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 8:04:00 PM
Jack Oceano
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 8:04:00 PM
Jeanne Marie Kerns
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 7:04:00 PM
William N. Stape
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 6:04:00 PM
Anthony Caroto
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 6:04:00 PM
Posted on 04/12/2007 at 3:04:00 PM