12 South Park Quotes

South Park has been airing on television since 1997.The brainchild of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it follows a group of children living in South Park, Colorado. Its politically incorrect humor has been chastised by many, and loved by more. It has made fun of such topics as religion, politics, celebrities, and incessant Kenny-killing. If you are a South Park fan, here are 12 quotes that are sure to be someone's favorite. If you aren't a fan of South Park or its brand of humor which includes foul language and obscene material, I suggest not reading further;)

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Timmy: TIMAH! And the Lords of the Underworld!

Chief Running Water: Your mother is what we Indians call, 'Bear With Wide Canyon.'
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water : She is 'Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together.'
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.

Mrs. Cartman: Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him?
Doctor: I'm afraid he's running out of time.
Mrs. Cartman: Why, what's wrong with him?
Doctor: It's his time. It's running out.
Mrs. Cartman: What can we do?
Doctor: Well, I suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

Cartman: "Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage."

Cartman: "Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!"

Mr Garrison: "No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people."

Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.