The Perez Hilton Slang Dictionary

Perez Hilton, the self titled Queen of All Media seems to be creating his own language. Even though he can be vicious (for example, to Jennifer Aniston), I am a big fan of his celebrity blog. Some of the words he invents are so funny, I find myself using them. Even if he didn't coin some of these terms himself, he has definitely made them his own. Here are a few of Perez's gems and their definitions.

Celebretard (variation: celebutard): A celebrity that acts like an idiot, as in "What celebretard is Kirsten Dunst dating now?"

Peppered: Super-cool, fun and hot, as in "Paris Hilton showed up at my party last night; my birthday was so peppered!"

Lesbot: Affectionate term for lesbian, as in "When people heard Jody Foster would be there, it became lesbot central."

Dykealicious: A term to describe a really hot lesbot, as in, "Ellen was wearing a great suit, and Portia looked dykealicious."

Sperminated: Pregnant, as in "Now that Britney's such a hot mess, she doesn't have to worry about getting sperminated again, any time soon!"

Loves it: Perez likes to refer to himself in the third person. When he says "loves it!" he just means, well, he loves it!

Ridiculosity: the state of being ridiculous, worthy of ridicule, or just plain stupid, as in, "When is Kate Moss going to stop this ridiculosity and dump that loser Pete Doherty for good?"

Yummy yummy screw: What you call someone when they look sexy, even if they are normally icky icky poo, as in, "Brooke Hogan must have had some work done, because she looked like a yummy yummy screw today."

Icky icky poo: Totally disgusting and ugly, or with nasty habits. A celebretard can also be icky icky poo if they have done something morally reprehensible. An example would be, "I used to think Isaiah Washington was hot, but ever since he used the F-word, I think he's icky icky poo."

Brazilliant: Brilliant, but even better, because Perez thinks it's brilliant!

Glamazon: A gorgeous and glamorous woman who always looks amazing, put together, and covered in head to toe designer, as in "Kingston Stefani's mother is such a glamazon."