Paramount's Kings Dominion in Richmond, Virginia: A Good Park Gone Terribly Wrong

Located just north of Richmond, Virginia is an amusement park that I'm told was 'the bomb' at one time. There is no indication of that now. Entering the parking lot of Paramount's Kings Dominion is your first clue. Cracked pavement with weeds growing
Paramount's Kings Dominion in Richmond, Virginia: A Good Park Gone Terribly Wrong
 through the cracks. Trash sporadically covers the cracked pavement. Parking attendants were virtually non-existent. My friend and I both shuddered, but being the brave souls that we are, we went in anyway....

Cost:

General park admission (ages 7 - 54) $39.95

Child park admission (ages 3 - 6) $24.95

Children ages 2 and under Free

I do not recall how much it was to park. My friend paid it and I was too busy picking my jaw up off the ground when I saw the lot to notice... their website lists it as 10 dollars, but that may drop since they have dropped there admission fees by a few bucks over the past few years.

Atmosphere:
The amusement park itself does, indeed, carry over the theme of the parking lot... which is pretty much the 'gone to seed' theme. Graffiti is absolutely everywhere!. This park is dirty.... which makes me feel unsafe on the coasters. If they do not care enough about this park to maintain the grounds, are they really maintaining the mechanics of the rides? Probably not.

Shopping:
This aspect of Kings Dominion is actually not too bad. Above Six Flags America, below Busch Gardens. You can find several shops which carry park-branded items, the standard fare... but there is also one shop with a decent selection of dragons and whatnot, and there is an African themed shop near the Volcano. Prices are average for an amusement park.

Food
Eating at Kings Dominion is way over priced and leaves quite a lot to be desired. Looking at the park itself, you have to wonder if it's even safe to eat anything. I mean seriously. We found mainly burgers and hot dogs... the burgers were dry and tasted soy-based (which is not necessarily a bad thang by itself...) but we couldnt even finish them. Later in the day we bought hot dogs and pretty much had to force those down too. Dry, stale buns are the worst!

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Woah, there isn't any grafitti anywhere, and the park is not dirty. I dont remember the pavement being cracked, but if it is, so...isn't that what happens to concrete? The food is good and it's really not overpriced, it cost less than airport food. There is the same type of drama that you find at most amusement parks. And shopping? who goes to amusement parks to shop? The rides are great. So i dont know what this guy is talking about.

Posted on 07/19/2008 at 4:07:57 PM

This guy really doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. i mean seriously. but ill give him an A+ on the drama, and his use of description to make everyone think it's a bad place. Even if there is cracked pavement isn't that kind of natural?? i thought that came throught time and alot of traffic on that pavement haha guess they do good business. But dude seriously if you want to get this technical and all "serious" like, talk to Stephen King i'm sure you could write a couple books for him. I mean i won't buy them because ive got enough shit in my life i'll just use the pages for toilet paper..

Posted on 07/11/2008 at 2:07:51 PM

This park is the bomb! No grafitti at all. DONT LISTEN TO THIS JOKER

Posted on 06/29/2008 at 9:06:05 AM

What the hell is this guy talking about. Kings Dominion isnt dirty and there is no grafiti anywhere. Its not even in Richmond. I dont think this man has even been there.

Posted on 05/18/2008 at 6:05:45 PM

Very Wrong, heres the review for 2008, very clean, great place for families, lines are a bit long but always worth the wait! There is no grafiti anywhere that I have seen and my family get season passes every year, well worth the money.

Posted on 05/18/2008 at 6:05:56 PM

How many times have you been?

Posted on 08/29/2007 at 10:08:00 AM

You act like you know everything!

Posted on 08/29/2007 at 10:08:00 AM

You are very wrong in this review there is no grafitti and it is not dirty at all. Are you sure you went to Kings Dominion and also if you went in 2007 you would know that it's not called PARAMOUNT'S Kings Dominion any more it's just Kings Dominion.

Posted on 08/29/2007 at 9:08:00 AM

I find it strange that this review is for 2007 and most references are 5 years old. Have you been to KD in 2007? Dirty/grafitti? It looked clean when I went last Saturday 04/28 and no grafitti was present. employees were nice and the crowd was pleasent. sorry you had a bad experience.

Posted on 05/04/2007 at 2:05:00 PM

I was there about 15 years ago when a friend of mine played the ranger in the Yogi Bear show. It was a really nice park then, and I've been wanting to go back. Your review makes me feel better about not getting there.

Posted on 04/21/2007 at 11:04:00 AM

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