Would You like to Work at Google?

Let us pretend I had a job at the number one company in the country, Google. The scenario would go something like this.

I do not know about you but I sleep in the nude. Except for nights when they are predicting tornados and then I sleep with an oversized tee shirt and tennis shoes on. Ok, I know what you are thinking. What does this have to do with having a great job at Google? Just stick with me a moment and you will see. Let us say you get up in the morning, you have been working ridiculous hours at Google, and you have not done your laundry so you have nothing to wear. Well, you can go to work in your pajamas. No, you cannot go nude but you can go in those flannels you received for Christmas that are extremely too hot to sleep in along with that super soft bathrobe and those cute, little, fuzzy, pink bunny slippers you love so much.

Since I sleep in the nude, I only have two nice pajama sets so the laundry issue can no longer be ignored. I will just bag it up and carry it to work with me and do it there in one of their massive laundry rooms free of charge where the detergent and fabric softener are already provided. Or I could just drop it off to be dry cleaned while I am at work.

While I am working at Google, I can spend 20% of my time on independent projects. YEAH! That means more time on Associated Content for me.

I always skip breakfast for one reason or another. Around eleven o'clock I am feeling a little ravenous. The hard part is making up my mind where I want to eat at from the ELEVEN GOURMET restaurants, free of charge, provided on the Google campus. Did I say gourmet? Yes I did. Did I say free? Yes I did. Now other decisions I have to make is do I want the roast quail or the roasted black bass with parsley pesto and breadcrumbs. Two hours later, I am hungry again. This is not a surprise. Then I can just hop over to one of the snack rooms where I have my choice of cereals, candy, nuts, yogurt, carrots, and fresh fruit, dozens of drinks, soda, and a wonderful make-your-own toxic cappuccino to ensure I stay wired. Therefore, at any given time I am no more than 150 feet away from a food source. Of course, it is free.