What Happened on Dancing with the Stars Fall 2009: Week One, Night One Review & Analysis

A "little Dancing Hobbit" Excels; Jerry Stays on Top

So what happened on Dancing with the Stars, the season 9 premiere? Well, I'm about to spill all of the beans!

The DWTS season 9 premiere kicked off in grand fashion as the male pro dancers were lowered to the floor via a moving platform. They then performed a snazzy, spin-filled group routine to The Boys are Back in Town. Shake those hips, boys! Then it was the moment I'd been waiting for since August 17th: The couples entered! My immediate impression? Woohoo! Woohoo! Dancing with the Stars is back! Woohoo! Woohoo! That was followed by 'wow, Macy Gray looks pretty old' and 'Joanna Krupa is hot' and 'what in the heck is Debi Mazar WEARING? and 'I really like Kathy Ireland so I sure hope she can dance'. (Really, I thought all of that. Scary, huh?)

Co-hosts Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris let us know that tonight would be Men's Night. Ok, cool. Bring me some DWTS male celebs.

Round One!