I Believe Terrorists May Have Infected the Fast Food Industry

I am beginning to believe that terrorists just might have put a drug in the water system of our fast food restaurants. Not a drug to kill or maim us but one that destroys common sense. I have felt this way for quit some time but lately it seems as though it is getting worse.

In case number one I walked into a Burger King and ordered a Chicken Sandwich and a drink, no fries. I get my bill and it is more than it would be with the fries so I speak to the girl at the register. You mean I save your company money by letting you keep the fries and you charge me more? "Yes sir." So, I would save money by getting the fries and throwing them away? "That is right", was her reply. Well I think that is a waste of food, can you just bill me for the combo and not give me the fries? "No I can't do that." Oh boy! OK, how about you give me the fries and I take them off the tray and leave them on the counter? "Then we will have to throw them away."

I leave with my sandwich and my drink before I get infected.

In case number two I take my family out to Pizza Hut. They have a special that included two large pizzas with two toppings. I place my order and ask the girl to please take one of the toppings from one pizza and put it on the other. Her reply? "Sorry, we can't do that." But why? I am still getting four toppings, it is not costing you any more money or time, you just put one topping on one and three on the other. "Sorry sir, then you will not get the special." Can I speak to the manager? "I am the manager"

I sit down and when the pizzas come I move the toppings myself. Another one infected.