Scrubs Best Top 5 Quotes from Dr. Cox

On Scrubs Dr. Cox is a man who can make an argument out of anything. He is known for his long winded but hilarious rants that is usually aimed at John "J.D" Dorian or Elliot Reid. He also trades barbs frequently with his ex-wife, the only person on Scrubs who's a little more evil than even he is. Here are the top 5 funniest quotes from Dr. Cox on Scrubs. These are just a few but every single episode of Scrubs has Dr. Cox saying something that will inevitably become a much loved quote.

Scrubs Best Top 5 Quotes from Dr. Cox #1

This very first quote shows just how long Dr. Cox can make his rants if you get him mad enough to actually speak to you. Cox has a long running feud with the Chief of Medicine, Bob Kelso and in this rant he lets him knows how he feels about him in a very subtle way.

You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end -- gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a...disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless.

Scrubs Best Top 5 Quotes from Dr. Cox #2

Directed at J.D., Dr. Cox once again lets Dorian know that he does not like him. Unfortunately nothing he says seems to make Dorian understand that.

You know, Newbie, it's so interesting -- I found I couldn't sleep last night, so, in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day" and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies.

Scrubs Best Top 5 Quotes from Dr. Cox #3