How to Manipulate People: A Guide to Tricking Your Friends and Enemies

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You see, I've already manipulated you into reading this article. Therefore, I have proven to you that I am a forward authority on this subject.

Tricking people into doing what you want them to do is much simpler than it may seem- all it takes is a general understanding of how people make their decisions. Most day-to-day things that the average person decides
 upon are mundane and unimportant. It is for this reason that those choices are usually made on a whim, that is, the end result could go one way or the other. Because you always want what is best for you, it is vital that you do everything you can to sway those everyday deliberations in your favor. You may be surprised to learn how much you can benefit just by changing one choice someone in your life makes; hell, it has worked wonders for me. You too can become a deceitful snake of a human being! Follow these five simple steps and you will be well on your way to reaping all of the perks of manipulating your friends and enemies.

Step 1: Gage the importance of the decision.

First you must decide whether or not you can feasibly make the decision for the person in question. You obviously aren't going to be able to trick a person into falling in love with you and having your children, but you can manipulate them into having sex with you! You will need to find out how important the decision is to the person that is making it in order to determine the weight you can have in their choice. Remember, the smaller the decision, the more likely that you can change the outcome to benefit you.

Example: Bill wants to take his wife to a movie. Bill wants to see the new James Bond movie; his wife wants to see some boring chick flick. Since the decision is unimportant in the big swing of things, his wife should easily be able to dupe Bill into seeing the chick flick.

Step 2: Sympathize with the person.

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This is hilarious
this website www.hypnosisproff.com is blocked where i live..so plz can someone tell me the book tat even bbc was taking abt
politically correct????? who cares
I think OP is a pretty cool guy, eh lieks to troll people with false guidances about the subject of "manipulation" and isn't afraid of anything.
There is a lot of c**p in this to be honest. There's several ways of achieving the end result: make them sympathise with you, ie play on their concience and guilt. Make them uncomfortable ie be confident and when asking them and give of an impression that your answer is the obvious one. This works well be complimenting them in the process, a bit overused I know but, "I know your smart enought to realise that ...(your point of view)". Or, and harder for some people, make them look up to you, inspiration. Good for me who's a watersports instructer for young people. Look 'cool' and be nice to people and they start to copy you and hence do as you wish. All depends on both the situation and the person. Also smarter people are a lot better due to automatically considering the scenario and consequence. By smarter I mean sharpness and emotional intelligence, not IQ, although there is a correlation. Be happy and lots of people will like you, thats the main thing.
Is this a joke? I mean you were half right for some of these, but many of your techniques and examples are simply ridiculous and under even slight scrutiny will fail. Except if the other person is ignorant and dumb.
wow, that is a lot of steps... heh, about two weeks ago i made my friend think he was dead lol, that was so great, i conviinced him he had had a heart attack, and that he was just a spirit/ghost, your steps i didnt even think about
all you need to do to manipulate people is to get a general thinking of how most people think. if you are able to do this than you can change the frazing to make the mdo what you want. Also, if someone is mad at you and you want them to stop being mad, than just point out things that make them seem worse and threaten to have a worse consequence than they had for you. you might have to ignore a friend for a week but they will eventualy apolijize to You. it is than important to go past it so they dont think about it too much.
Manipulation is probably the easiest thing. I'm only a teenager and I get anything out of anyone. No I dont have inner problems or anything I do it for pure enjoyment. With out it, no one would be anywhere in the world.
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