The Top Five In-The-Closet Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay

By Paul Gerke, published May 03, 2007
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Have you ever taken one look at celebrity and known without a doubt that they were a flaming homosexual? Without even knowing so much as their name, you could peg them as a guy who dug dudes or a chick who loved ladies. This is a comprehensive top five list of those celebrities you always thought were gay, but never actually came out of the closet.

5. Ricky Martin

Ricky Martin's full name is Enrique Martin Morales.This means one of two things- one, he owns a Puerto Rican restaurant, or two, he is incredibly gay. In this case, the name means both things- Martin manages a Hispanic restaurant in Miami's gay hot spot, South Beach, and as it turns out, he really digs some man ass. He has been sighted in New York clubs with gentlemen of the, er... homo persuasion. Martin has also defended gay artists time and time again, and when confronted about his sexual preference, he exhibits a classic sign of being gay- denying it. "I don't think it's necessary to either say I'm gay or I'm straight. I'm an artist, and you can take my poster and fantasize about me however you want," Martin has said, quite flamingly. The Latin artist also sang the 90's jam "Livin' La Vida Loca," which when translated to English, means "Living with some really gay dudes."

STATUS: 69% Gay

4. Clay Aiken

The Top Five In-The-Closet Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay
The Top Five In-The-Closet Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay

Ricky Martin on the beach. With a dude. And they are...um...enjoying the sunshine. Or something.

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Mr. Rogers was more of a man than you could ever dream of being. Although, being the open-hearted, compassionate man he was, he was probably very accepting of gay and lesbian culture, he was no-doubt a fan of the vag.

Posted on 06/23/2008 at 7:06:38 AM

 
Fuck you for disrespecting Fred Rogers.

Posted on 06/20/2008 at 6:06:59 PM

 
Fuck you for disrespecting Fred Rogers.

Posted on 06/20/2008 at 6:06:58 PM

 
Where there's smoke there's usually fire. We never hear rumors about Brad Pitt, Collin Farrel or Sean Penn, because they are indeed all STRAIGHT! Tom, Jake, Ricky and Vin have all been plagued by gay rumors since they started out! This can't just be a coincidence.

Posted on 05/18/2008 at 2:05:16 PM

 
No way! No Diesel gay! He's so strong and confident in his sexuality! He has a twin you know, that's the gay one, the peeper that looks through the windows!

Posted on 03/31/2008 at 5:03:52 PM

 
I the picture you show, Martin is doing a karate kick about 5 feet in front of the guy behind him. Look at the shadows for each...they are nowhere NEAR each other. C'mon....we're not THAT stupid!

Posted on 03/18/2008 at 8:03:05 AM

 
This article is lame....the writer just doesn't get it. Wel if he is sixteen, then that's fine, you no doubt are questioning your own sexuality, which is understandable. You should aslo be encouraged as you write very well, stylistically for a teenager. But man, if you are over 20 you are still not over shit. Get a head check you are only funny to other lonely guys in denial about their sexuality.

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 1:02:50 AM

 
This article is lame....the writer just doesn't get it. Wel if he is sixteen, then that's fine, you no doubt are questioning your own sexuality, which is understandable. You should aslo be encouraged as you write very well, stylistically for a teenager. But man, if you are over 20 you are still not over shit. Get a head check you are only funny to other lonely guys in denial about their sexuality.

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 1:02:39 AM

 
As a gay person- I find this article offensive.

Posted on 11/07/2007 at 2:11:00 AM

 
John, you act like saying someone is gay is the same as saying something bad about them. Do you believe that being gay is bad? And if so, how's the weather back in your world? I'm with Heather. Let guys get it on. Totally sexy.

Posted on 06/03/2007 at 10:06:00 PM

 
I'm all for taking potshots at the vain, the greedy, and petty celebrities... but Mr. Rogers? Really? You have to take a crap on one of the few people in the world that really gave of himself to help little kids grow up healthy? For fucks sake. That shit aint funny on the best of days.

Posted on 06/01/2007 at 1:06:00 PM

 
This piece is hysterical :-)

Posted on 05/04/2007 at 8:05:00 AM

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