I was surfing around the net when I ran across something that I want to share with you. The following is a "rewrite" of the Constitution of the United States. It seems that someone was a bit upset at the man in the
White House!
The Constitution of the United States 1
Article I: The Executive
All governmental power of whatever sort shall be vested in a President of the United States. He shall hold office during a series of terms of four years each, and shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear that I will (in so far as I deem it feasible and convenient) faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will (to the best of my recollection and in the light of experiment and second thought) carry out the pledges made by me during my campaign for election (or such of them as I may select)."
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To repeal or amend, in his discretion, any so-called natural law, including Gresham's law, the law of diminishing returns, and the law of gravitation.
Article II: The Legislative
... Every bill shall be prepared under the direction of the President, and transmitted to the two Houses at his order by their presiding officers. No member shall propose any amendment to a bill without permission in writing from the President or one of his authorized agents. In case any member shall doubt the wisdom of a bill he may apply to the President for light upon it, and thereafter he shall be counted as voting aye. In all cases a majority of members shall be counted as voting aye.
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Article IV: The Bill of Rights
There shall be complete freedom of speech and of the press - subject to such regulations as the President or his agents may from time to time promulgate.
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And if the above didn't convey the author's sentiments concerning the President, take a look at how he proposed that the Declaration of Independence be translated into the common vernacular:
The Declaration of Independence (In American) 2
The Constitution of the United States 1
Article I: The Executive
All governmental power of whatever sort shall be vested in a President of the United States. He shall hold office during a series of terms of four years each, and shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear that I will (in so far as I deem it feasible and convenient) faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will (to the best of my recollection and in the light of experiment and second thought) carry out the pledges made by me during my campaign for election (or such of them as I may select)."
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To repeal or amend, in his discretion, any so-called natural law, including Gresham's law, the law of diminishing returns, and the law of gravitation.
Article II: The Legislative
... Every bill shall be prepared under the direction of the President, and transmitted to the two Houses at his order by their presiding officers. No member shall propose any amendment to a bill without permission in writing from the President or one of his authorized agents. In case any member shall doubt the wisdom of a bill he may apply to the President for light upon it, and thereafter he shall be counted as voting aye. In all cases a majority of members shall be counted as voting aye.
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Article IV: The Bill of Rights
There shall be complete freedom of speech and of the press - subject to such regulations as the President or his agents may from time to time promulgate.
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And if the above didn't convey the author's sentiments concerning the President, take a look at how he proposed that the Declaration of Independence be translated into the common vernacular:
The Declaration of Independence (In American) 2
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Alyce Rocco
04/30/2007
Funny!
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