Best Jack Black Movie Quotes
May 23, 2007 by
From romantic to hilarious, Jack Black has delivered some great movie quotes over the past few years. Here are some of the best:
Quotes from the movie THE HOLIDAY starring Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Jack Black; movie written by Nancy Meyers:
(Jack Black plays Miles, a music composer who befriends a woman, Iris (Kate Winslet) on a holiday from men.)
Miles: Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, all bets are off, anything can happen.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive!
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
Quotes and dialogue from the movie NACHO LIBRE starring Jack Black; movie written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White:
(Jack Black attempts to become a Mexican wresting champ as Nacho (aka Ignacio) in Nacho Libre.)
Sister Encarnacion: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!
Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5am, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
Nacho: I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?
Nacho: When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants.
Quotes and dialogue from the movie THE SCHOOL OF ROCK starring Jack Black; movie written by Mike White:
(Jack Black stars as Dewey Finn, a man who schools a bunch of kids in rock music while pretending to be teacher.)
Quotes from the movie THE HOLIDAY starring Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Jack Black; movie written by Nancy Meyers:
(Jack Black plays Miles, a music composer who befriends a woman, Iris (Kate Winslet) on a holiday from men.)
Miles: Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, all bets are off, anything can happen.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive!
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
Quotes and dialogue from the movie NACHO LIBRE starring Jack Black; movie written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White:
(Jack Black attempts to become a Mexican wresting champ as Nacho (aka Ignacio) in Nacho Libre.)
Sister Encarnacion: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!
Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5am, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
Nacho: I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?
Nacho: When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants.
Quotes and dialogue from the movie THE SCHOOL OF ROCK starring Jack Black; movie written by Mike White:
(Jack Black stars as Dewey Finn, a man who schools a bunch of kids in rock music while pretending to be teacher.)
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