It would appear that many have noticed Sarah Palin's mystifying actions and incomprehensible pronouncements. And so she is no longer considered qualified to be president. Well neither was Hussein or Dubya but they got in.
When your own party doesn't think you're qualified you are probably not qualified.
Now for the money round. Given that Sarah Palin is about to have lot of free time on her hands I think she should be on a Reality Show called "When Goats Attack!" She could round up the little critters and Squeeze the Cheese out of them.
There are some left wingers who think they are delivering a devastating blow by calling Palin a talk show host. Now I admit that if you admire Chairman Mao and worship Karl Marx that talk show host is probably considered a scathing criticism--I mean consider Rachel Maddow. But in end the end I think such opinions are irrelevant. Where Sarah Palin would really shine is in some venue wherein she gets to round up wild animals and give them the business. She needs her own reality show. Perhaps "Shootin' the Moose."
The most disturbing thing about Sarah Palin is that real conservative talk show hosts do keep talking her up. It appears that the Republicans may try to foist yet another idiot who can not talk or reason her way out of a wet paper bag on us.
How about a Sarah Palin show called "Fried to a Crackly Crunch" wherein she goes out into the wilds of Alaska, shoots any thing that moves and fries it up in bear grease. She could have those food show knuckle heads that will consume anything show up and eat seal blubber.
Sarah Palin also needs to come out with her own Annie Oakly type clothing line and her own signature perfume: Allure of the Back 40. Or maybe Baked Alaska. Eau de Otter. Don't they use the musk glands of certain animals to make perfume? Maybe "Muskrat Love?"
Let us hope that in the end Palin is more interested in raking in the cash than running for president. Yes she would be a welcome relief from someone who wants to destroy the dollar, make the country socialist and redistribute the wealth. But her version of reality seems no more credible than the last too losers we put in the White House.
When your own party doesn't think you're qualified you are probably not qualified.
Now for the money round. Given that Sarah Palin is about to have lot of free time on her hands I think she should be on a Reality Show called "When Goats Attack!" She could round up the little critters and Squeeze the Cheese out of them.
There are some left wingers who think they are delivering a devastating blow by calling Palin a talk show host. Now I admit that if you admire Chairman Mao and worship Karl Marx that talk show host is probably considered a scathing criticism--I mean consider Rachel Maddow. But in end the end I think such opinions are irrelevant. Where Sarah Palin would really shine is in some venue wherein she gets to round up wild animals and give them the business. She needs her own reality show. Perhaps "Shootin' the Moose."
The most disturbing thing about Sarah Palin is that real conservative talk show hosts do keep talking her up. It appears that the Republicans may try to foist yet another idiot who can not talk or reason her way out of a wet paper bag on us.
How about a Sarah Palin show called "Fried to a Crackly Crunch" wherein she goes out into the wilds of Alaska, shoots any thing that moves and fries it up in bear grease. She could have those food show knuckle heads that will consume anything show up and eat seal blubber.
Sarah Palin also needs to come out with her own Annie Oakly type clothing line and her own signature perfume: Allure of the Back 40. Or maybe Baked Alaska. Eau de Otter. Don't they use the musk glands of certain animals to make perfume? Maybe "Muskrat Love?"
Let us hope that in the end Palin is more interested in raking in the cash than running for president. Yes she would be a welcome relief from someone who wants to destroy the dollar, make the country socialist and redistribute the wealth. But her version of reality seems no more credible than the last too losers we put in the White House.
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