5 Ways to Get Spammed on the Internet Within the Hour

Follow This Simple Guide and Be Scammed by Dusk

1. 
   
   Get out your credit card and input your numbers on any site without looking at their better business bureau rating, past customer reviews, return policy. Never look into rather a site is legitimate just enter your numbers and wait (endlessly) for the product or service you were promised.
2. Pay to work at home
   
   The offer would have expired in 4.31 seconds if you didn't buy then, I get it. You have heard people say "never pay money to make money" but they obviously never heard of this new program you are getting into right? When one program fails, try try again, after all it probably wasnt the program it was you, and you just needed something different. Shell out the money a hundred more times, make click banks day
3. Step 3
   
   Answer all e-mails that state: you are the only one in line for a giant lottery winning and they need some information so they can transfer you the money. Once you have sent your information make sure to accept a check from nigeria and do a wire transfer of funds to them whilst waiting for your million dollar check. While you are waiting sign up for an online dating site and make sure to fall in love with someone from another country, don't forget to send them 500 dollars when they get stranded on abusiness trip, or in the middle of the forest with their two sick children.
4. Step 4
   
   Never use spyware or virus protection on your computer. Viruses and spyware are a thing of the past, and besides those programs are a pain to run. Make sure you turn off every firewall and leave your system as open as possible.
5. Step 5
   
   Save all of your passwords on your computer, on any public computer you have, and on your phone. Make sure that your passwords are easily guessable (I.e. your birthday, your husbands name, your dogs name). When you sign up for miscellaneous websites make sure to use the same password you use for you online banking and bill paying.