The Monkey Joke

What Joke?

By Teresa Mahieu, published Dec 03, 2007
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Hee hee hee, hah, ha, ha, ho, ho hee, hee, ha, hah, LOL (Hysterical laughter),
I just remembered a really funny joke!
A preacher, a priest, and a monkey walk into a bar and .....
no wait, that's not right.
hmm, how did that go?
Oh, ha ha ha, LOL ,
Now I remember;
A monk, a baptist and a monkey walk into a bar and....
oh gees, I don't think that's how it goes either.
(Shouting)HEY CHARLIE, HOW DOES THAT JOKE GO?
WHAT JOKE?
THE MONKEY JOKE!
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah......
Oh yeah, right!
OK, so a Rabi, a Mormon, and a monkey walk into a bar and the Rabi says....
no that's not right either, gees I'm sure I know this one.
Hee hee hee, hah, ha, ha, ho, ho hee, hee, ha, hah, LOL (Hysterical laughter again),
LOL, I just remembered it!
a doctor, a lawyer and a monkey walk into a bar and....
Oh forget it,
Now the damn monkeys drunk!

Disclaimer: NO ethnic or racial slurring intended by the author of this joke.

The Monkey Joke
The Monkey Joke

My monkey likes his beer from a bottle.

Credit: Teresa Mahieu

Copyright: Teresa Mahieu

Takeaways
  • Hysterical Laughter
  • A doctor, a lawyer and a monkey, walk into a bar....
Did You Know?
HEY CHARLIE, HOW DOES THAT JOKE GO?
WHAT JOKE?
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cute

Posted on 01/29/2008 at 1:01:09 AM

 
Thank you!

Posted on 01/18/2008 at 8:01:37 PM

 
You're a fun writer.

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 7:12:52 PM

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